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27-11-2013, 10:37 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I am currently washing out my butthole because I want to make it nice and clean for when Almassah gives it a blessing of the holy seed. Thumbsup
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27-11-2013, 10:39 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:11 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  I do live every scripture.

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27-11-2013, 10:43 PM (This post was last modified: 27-11-2013 10:46 PM by Taqiyya Mockingbird.)
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
oops double post

It's Special Pleadings all the way down!


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27-11-2013, 10:43 PM
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(27-11-2013 10:43 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:06 PM)Concerned Wrote:  Anybody can quote scripture. Can you live scripture?

Um you mean like the part where Lot doesn't give a shit when your fairytale Gawd turns his wife into a pillar of salt for looking back at "His" vicious atrocities, and then has a drunken three-way fuck-a-thon with his (and his newly dead beloved wife's) daughters, hmmmmmmmmm....?

Sorry, we atheists have MORALS, which you x-tards DON'T.

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27-11-2013, 10:44 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
What's up with all these christians not stoning people in public for finite crimes. Come on... gotta LIVE SCRIPTURE!

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27-11-2013, 10:48 PM
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(27-11-2013 10:37 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I am currently washing out my butthole because I want to make it nice and clean for when Almassah gives it a blessing of the holy seed. Thumbsup

Are you a goat, may I ask....?

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27-11-2013, 11:08 PM
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(27-11-2013 10:48 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  Are you a goat, may I ask....?

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No, but I am a follower of Goa Tse.
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27-11-2013, 11:11 PM (This post was last modified: 27-11-2013 11:32 PM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:06 PM)Concerned Wrote:  Anybody can quote scripture. Can you live scripture?

I know right!? Quoting it is so easy, but living it is the true test amiright!

So do you also avoid eating all shellfish (shrimp, crab, lobster, etc.), because they are abominations?

Do you avoid wearing clothing of mixed fabrics, God says that's a big no-no as well.

When you're menstruating, does your family avoid all contact with you while you are 'unclean'?

Do you ever lie or deceive? I certainly hope not, cause in Romans is says to kill all the evil ones (liars and gossips included!).

Seriously, stoning your neighbors to death gets tiresome after a bit. Fortunately you'll soon run out of neighbors to kill, so just keep living that scripture! Big Grin

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27-11-2013, 11:30 PM
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(27-11-2013 10:43 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  oops double post

Understatement of the post Jurassic period.

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27-11-2013, 11:36 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 11:08 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:48 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  Are you a goat, may I ask....?

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No, but I am a follower of Goa Tse.

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