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27-11-2013, 11:42 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 11:11 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:06 PM)Concerned Wrote:  Anybody can quote scripture. Can you live scripture?

I know right!? Quoting it is so easy, but living it is the true test amiright!

So do you also avoid eating all shellfish (shrimp, crab, lobster, etc.), because they are abominations?

Do you avoid wearing clothing of mixed fabrics, God says that's a big no-no as well.

When you're menstruating, does your family avoid all contact with you while you are 'unclean'?

Do you ever lie or deceive? I certainly hope not, cause in Romans is says to kill all the evil ones (liars and gossips included!).

Seriously, stoning your neighbors to death gets tiresome after a bit. Fortunately you'll soon run out of neighbors to kill, so just keep living that scripture! Big Grin

And, "Concerned", do you kill your children for being disobedient, Hmmmmmm......?



18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


PUT THE FUCK UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH.

I call bullshit. If you love your son you will reconsider your superstitions. If not, I feel sorry for you. But not sorry enough to hate you for doing the same shit to your son that my nephew's adopted parents did to him, which ultimately caused him to aim his car into a bridge abutment.

Fucking think about it.

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27-11-2013, 11:43 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 11:30 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:43 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  oops double post

Understatement of the post Jurassic period.

LOL you really nailed me there.

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28-11-2013, 08:48 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Where the Bible conflicts with common sense I opt for common sense.
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28-11-2013, 09:09 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(28-11-2013 08:48 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Where the Bible conflicts with common sense I opt for common sense.


(27-11-2013 10:11 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  I do live every scripture.

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28-11-2013, 09:18 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(28-11-2013 09:09 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 08:48 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Where the Bible conflicts with common sense I opt for common sense.


(27-11-2013 10:11 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  I do live every scripture.

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What? Do you expect it to make sense?

Jesuses don't often do that.

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28-11-2013, 09:24 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(28-11-2013 09:18 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 09:09 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  [Image: ed5a06de.jpg]

What? Do you expect it to make sense?

Jesuses don't often do that.

Yeah -- I may have been a bit slow on the up-take on that one. LOL Thanks Yes

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28-11-2013, 10:15 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Why didn't anyone tell me Mark is back?

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28-11-2013, 10:16 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:34 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  ...
my second coming (which will end in 27 years).

That is an amazing duration for a coming. Especially a second one!

@Girly, Some of my Viagra is missing so check your supplies, I fear your stock of testosterone may have been raided.

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28-11-2013, 04:00 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(28-11-2013 08:48 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Where the Bible conflicts with common sense I opt for common sense.

Explain yourself. I am seriously starting to regret opening myself up to you. But I don't want to lose you. Please. No
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28-11-2013, 07:09 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Our Father wants us to have free will, it says so in the Bible:

Proverbs 16:9

The heart of man plans his way, but the Lord establishes his steps.

So we always follow God's will by following our own will, so the Bible says itself that we need more than it to be a servant of YHWH-Om so I follow the scripture by using my mind and not beating whores to death in front of city elders.
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