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26-11-2013, 06:15 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:11 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:10 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Yup, still seeing this... every friggin' time:

[Image: SeanConneryJune08.jpg][Image: Bacon-Souffle-Main.jpg]


What does bacon have to do with anything? This was a bad idea...

Ya think?

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26-11-2013, 06:17 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:14 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:04 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Stop it, it's for your safety.....

My safety? MY SAFETY? Do you know what I've done? I've killed forty-two children with bears, I've instigated men to wipe each other out, I've unleashed plagues on the civilian and military populations of Egypt, I've convinced men to cut off parts of there penis, I've made men sacrifice animals for things I could've prevented, I sacrificed my own son, I flooded the Earth, hell, I created Hell! Do you really think it's my safety you should be concerned with?

You are not our Father and you blaspheme his name! He has done no wrong but only distributes good things. Seriously, if you read the Bible you can't deny.
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26-11-2013, 06:17 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:11 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:10 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Yup, still seeing this... every friggin' time:

[Image: SeanConneryJune08.jpg][Image: Bacon-Souffle-Main.jpg]


What does bacon have to do with anything? This was a bad idea...

What does Bacon not have to do with anything? Blasphemer! Angry

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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26-11-2013, 06:22 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:17 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:14 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  My safety? MY SAFETY? Do you know what I've done? I've killed forty-two children with bears, I've instigated men to wipe each other out, I've unleashed plagues on the civilian and military populations of Egypt, I've convinced men to cut off parts of there penis, I've made men sacrifice animals for things I could've prevented, I sacrificed my own son, I flooded the Earth, hell, I created Hell! Do you really think it's my safety you should be concerned with?

You are not our Father and you blaspheme his name! He has done no wrong but only distributes good things. Seriously, if you read the Bible you can't deny.

I wrote the bible with the hands of man, how do you think I know my escapades so well? (well other than I've done them) You're right, I've never done "wrong" things, I just work in really mysterious ways... that are kindof messed up... and include genocide... and infanticide... and rape...
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26-11-2013, 06:23 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:11 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  ...
What does bacon have to do with anything? This was a bad idea...

Bacon has everything to do with everything.

Have you not read the holy Quran?

We need to know... what are your views on bacon?

Dodgy

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26-11-2013, 06:26 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:22 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  infanticide

Says the man who probably supports abortion.
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26-11-2013, 06:27 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:23 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:11 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  ...
What does bacon have to do with anything? This was a bad idea...

Bacon has everything to do with everything.

Have you not read the holy Quran?

We need to know... what are your views on bacon?

Dodgy

Err.... bacon is not a holy food (pigs are scavengers) but I abstain from all meat, because I died so that others do not.
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26-11-2013, 06:28 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:26 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:22 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  infanticide

Says the man who probably supports abortion.

Yup, I'm pro-abortion, every single baby should be aborted! I'd make it an automatic process myself, but I need people to stroke my ego for a little while longer, you know, until I wipe them out again.
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26-11-2013, 06:30 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:28 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:26 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Says the man who probably supports abortion.

Yup, I'm pro-abortion, every single baby should be aborted! I'd make it an automatic process myself, but I need people to stroke my ego for a little while longer, you know, until I wipe them out again.

OUR FATHER WHO IS IN HEAVEN HALLOWED BE YOUR NAME YOUR KINGDOM COME WHICH WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IN IN HEAVEN GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD AND FORGIVE THEKETOLA MY SON HIS TRESPASSES!
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26-11-2013, 06:30 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
How dare you. You come to this site, which is even called The Thinking Baconist, and......wait, what is this......awww fuck me. Atheists?

How did I not see that? How long have I been on this damned forum? Weeping

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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