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26-11-2013, 06:32 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Oh my Gwynnies. Is it Maundy Tuesday or something? Consider

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26-11-2013, 06:32 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:30 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  How dare you. You come to this site, which is even called The Thinking Baconist, and......wait, what is this......awww fuck me. Atheists?

How did I not see that? How long have I been on this damned forum? Weeping

I would like some baconists out here in AZ.
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26-11-2013, 06:33 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:32 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:30 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  How dare you. You come to this site, which is even called The Thinking Baconist, and......wait, what is this......awww fuck me. Atheists?

How did I not see that? How long have I been on this damned forum? Weeping

I would like some baconists out here in AZ.

Sorry dude, way over in KS, and I'm low on gas.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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26-11-2013, 06:33 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:30 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:28 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  Yup, I'm pro-abortion, every single baby should be aborted! I'd make it an automatic process myself, but I need people to stroke my ego for a little while longer, you know, until I wipe them out again.

OUR FATHER WHO IS IN HEAVEN HALLOWED BE YOUR NAME YOUR KINGDOM COME WHICH WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IN IN HEAVEN GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD AND FORGIVE THEKETOLA MY SON HIS TRESPASSES!

You know what else is frustrating? When people pray to me for me, it makes no real sense. I thought I made you in my likeness, apparently I was working in mysterious ways again (because I can't be wrong).
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26-11-2013, 06:33 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Title of this thread should be rephrased as a philosophical question.

Why I am? Jesus Christ !?!

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26-11-2013, 06:34 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:28 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:26 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Says the man who probably supports abortion.

Yup, I'm pro-abortion, every single baby should be aborted! I'd make it an automatic process myself, but I need people to stroke my ego for a little while longer, you know, until I wipe them out again.

For the record, I am anti-abortion.

How dare these mothers-to-be cut off our food supply!

BICHES!

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26-11-2013, 06:34 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:32 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:30 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  How dare you. You come to this site, which is even called The Thinking Baconist, and......wait, what is this......awww fuck me. Atheists?

How did I not see that? How long have I been on this damned forum? Weeping

I would like some baconists out here in AZ.

Oh, Arizona... much is explained. Big Grin

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26-11-2013, 06:35 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I am Jesus, he who takes away the sins of the world!
Why you ask?

I didn't ask

Look at the scriptural evidence!
Hebrews 9:28,Jude 1:14,1 Thessalonians 3:13

Epic of Gilgamesh, pre dates your story

Why do I come here? Because I hate atheism! I need to show you that your sins are ready to be forgiven, your moksha, your Heavenly father is ready to receive you in the next life!
I don't hate atheists, but atheism. I love everyone!

So you admit that you "Hate"

To any Christians on the forum:
Behold the lamb of God! Behold he who takes away the sins of the world!

BAAAAA

My website will be up soon but in the meantime, if you need a question, PM me!

So are you saying Prayer really doesn't work after all

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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26-11-2013, 06:35 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:30 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:28 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  Yup, I'm pro-abortion, every single baby should be aborted! I'd make it an automatic process myself, but I need people to stroke my ego for a little while longer, you know, until I wipe them out again.

OUR FATHER WHO IS IN HEAVEN HALLOWED BE YOUR NAME YOUR KINGDOM COME WHICH WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IN IN HEAVEN GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD AND FORGIVE THEKETOLA MY SON HIS TRESPASSES!

And on the 6th day the Lord said...
"SHOO FLY" to all impostors.

Everyone knows God's a woman.


God is a concept by which we measure our pain -- John Lennon

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26-11-2013, 06:39 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:35 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:30 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  OUR FATHER WHO IS IN HEAVEN HALLOWED BE YOUR NAME YOUR KINGDOM COME WHICH WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IN IN HEAVEN GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD AND FORGIVE THEKETOLA MY SON HIS TRESPASSES!

And on the 6th day the Lord said...
"SHOO FLY" to all impostors.

Everyone knows God's a woman.

Only on Tuesdays, so you're correct Wink
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