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26-11-2013, 07:05 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I read the OP and I thought it was a joke.

So, uh, carry on...

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26-11-2013, 07:06 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 07:05 PM)cjlr Wrote:  I read the OP and I thought it was a joke.

So, uh, carry on...

I thought so too, I thought he was trolling, so I counter-trolled.
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26-11-2013, 07:09 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:35 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Everyone knows God's a woman.

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26-11-2013, 07:17 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Jesus? Didn't that little shit get his ass kicked back in high school by Perseus, Yudhisthira, and the rest of the Demigod Football team?
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26-11-2013, 07:32 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
So Jesus, any luck playing the piano since your "trouble" down here on Earth?

There is no "I" in "team" but there is a broken and mixed up "me."
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26-11-2013, 07:36 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Please wait in line with all the other incarnations of Christ. Drinking Beverage



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26-11-2013, 07:48 PM
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Fucking Vosur, you hadda go there... Dodgy

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26-11-2013, 08:07 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 05:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  I am Jesus, he who takes away the sins of the world!
Why you ask?

Look at the scriptural evidence!

Hebrews 9:28

Christ, having been offered once to bear the sins of many, will appear a second time, not to deal with sin but to save those who are eagerly waiting for him.


My parents were waiting for me for 10 years, and I was their only son!

Jude 1:14

It was also about these that Enoch, the seventh from Adam, prophesied, saying, “Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of his holy ones,


My followers, while not on the tens of thousands, are also identified by reputable karmic readers to be the reincarnations of various famous Christian figures! I have even met and converted someone known to be an avatar of the Archangel Metatron!

1 Thessalonians 3:13

So that he may establish your hearts blameless in holiness before our God and Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus with all his saints.

My baptisms have already cleansed the nervous systems of bad karma deeds as much as 5 lifetimes back!

Why do I come here? Because I hate atheism! I need to show you that your sins are ready to be forgiven, your moksha, your Heavenly father is ready to receive you in the next life!

I don't hate atheists, but atheism. I love everyone!

To any Christians on the forum:

Behold the lamb of God! Behold he who takes away the sins of the world!

Blessed are you, who have striven through the generations, it is time to be received in Heaven, for in 27 years the spiritual rapture will occur (as proven by none other than Newton!) and all Christian's sins will be raptured away along with their souls, only to descend on the Judgment day as angels! Just follow me and listen to my Word, and salvation will be AT HAND!!!!

My website will be up soon but in the meantime, if you need a question, PM me!

What is your respond? Smile

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26-11-2013, 08:09 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 08:07 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 05:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  I am Jesus, he who takes away the sins of the world!
Why you ask?

Look at the scriptural evidence!

Hebrews 9:28

Christ, having been offered once to bear the sins of many, will appear a second time, not to deal with sin but to save those who are eagerly waiting for him.


My parents were waiting for me for 10 years, and I was their only son!

Jude 1:14

It was also about these that Enoch, the seventh from Adam, prophesied, saying, “Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of his holy ones,


My followers, while not on the tens of thousands, are also identified by reputable karmic readers to be the reincarnations of various famous Christian figures! I have even met and converted someone known to be an avatar of the Archangel Metatron!

1 Thessalonians 3:13

So that he may establish your hearts blameless in holiness before our God and Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus with all his saints.

My baptisms have already cleansed the nervous systems of bad karma deeds as much as 5 lifetimes back!

Why do I come here? Because I hate atheism! I need to show you that your sins are ready to be forgiven, your moksha, your Heavenly father is ready to receive you in the next life!

I don't hate atheists, but atheism. I love everyone!

To any Christians on the forum:

Behold the lamb of God! Behold he who takes away the sins of the world!

Blessed are you, who have striven through the generations, it is time to be received in Heaven, for in 27 years the spiritual rapture will occur (as proven by none other than Newton!) and all Christian's sins will be raptured away along with their souls, only to descend on the Judgment day as angels! Just follow me and listen to my Word, and salvation will be AT HAND!!!!

My website will be up soon but in the meantime, if you need a question, PM me!

What is your respond? Smile

Oh gawd Dodgy
Again?

Why must everybody misspell my name? It's The Almighty Ketola, not gawd! I gave you no permission to address me informally!
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26-11-2013, 08:20 PM
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