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26-11-2013, 09:02 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
The crazy is strong in this one.

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26-11-2013, 09:24 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I think they come here because the Christian forums probably immediately ban them. We'll entertain them for a little while, at least.

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26-11-2013, 09:27 PM (This post was last modified: 26-11-2013 10:22 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 05:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  I am Jesus, he who takes away the sins of the world!
Why you ask?

Yo Jebus. 'Sup dude ? How's it hangin' man ?
No one asked BTW.
Out of our meds I see.
Are you in a locked ward, or a reg'lar ward ?

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26-11-2013, 09:32 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
You're not. Drinking Beverage

You are delusional.

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26-11-2013, 09:42 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I used to feel guilty for mocking Jesus, like I had some little pascal affliction.
Now, I just just choose my insults appropriate to the audience.

"What's the difference between jesus and a painting?"
It takes only one nail to hang a painting!

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26-11-2013, 09:50 PM
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(26-11-2013 09:42 PM)sporehux Wrote:  I used to feel guilty for mocking Jesus, like I had some little pascal affliction.
Now, I just just choose my insults appropriate to the audience.

"What's the difference between jesus and a painting?"
It takes only one nail to hang a painting!

Man you really nailed it with that joke!

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26-11-2013, 09:50 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I would like to ask Jesus a question. What's your middle initial (H) stand for?

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26-11-2013, 09:50 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 09:50 PM)Logisch Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 09:42 PM)sporehux Wrote:  I used to feel guilty for mocking Jesus, like I had some little pascal affliction.
Now, I just just choose my insults appropriate to the audience.

"What's the difference between jesus and a painting?"
It takes only one nail to hang a painting!

Man you really nailed it with that joke!

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26-11-2013, 10:01 PM
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(26-11-2013 09:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 09:50 PM)Logisch Wrote:  Man you really nailed it with that joke!

groan Dodgy

I know... i know... I couldn't hold myself back. It was really hammering to get out. It's like a really old joke rose from the dead or something. A bad joke resurrection, if you will.

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26-11-2013, 10:22 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 05:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  I am Jesus, he who takes away the sins of the world!
Why you ask?

Look at the scriptural evidence!

Hebrews 9:28

Christ, having been offered once to bear the sins of many, will appear a second time, not to deal with sin but to save those who are eagerly waiting for him.


My parents were waiting for me for 10 years, and I was their only son!

Jude 1:14

It was also about these that Enoch, the seventh from Adam, prophesied, saying, “Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of his holy ones,


My followers, while not on the tens of thousands, are also identified by reputable karmic readers to be the reincarnations of various famous Christian figures! I have even met and converted someone known to be an avatar of the Archangel Metatron!

1 Thessalonians 3:13

So that he may establish your hearts blameless in holiness before our God and Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus with all his saints.

My baptisms have already cleansed the nervous systems of bad karma deeds as much as 5 lifetimes back!

Why do I come here? Because I hate atheism! I need to show you that your sins are ready to be forgiven, your moksha, your Heavenly father is ready to receive you in the next life!

I don't hate atheists, but atheism. I love everyone!

To any Christians on the forum:

Behold the lamb of God! Behold he who takes away the sins of the world!

Blessed are you, who have striven through the generations, it is time to be received in Heaven, for in 27 years the spiritual rapture will occur (as proven by none other than Newton!) and all Christian's sins will be raptured away along with their souls, only to descend on the Judgment day as angels! Just follow me and listen to my Word, and salvation will be AT HAND!!!!

My website will be up soon but in the meantime, if you need a question, PM me!

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