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26-11-2013, 10:42 PM
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26-11-2013, 10:49 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 09:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would like to ask Jesus a question. What's your middle initial (H) stand for?

Duh. It's for Harold.
What, you never said your prayers ?
"Our Father, who art in heaven, ... Harold be thy name".

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26-11-2013, 10:49 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Laugh out load
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26-11-2013, 11:21 PM (This post was last modified: 26-11-2013 11:29 PM by evenheathen.)
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 10:49 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 09:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would like to ask Jesus a question. What's your middle initial (H) stand for?

Duh. It's for Harold.
What, you never said your prayers ?
"Our Father, who art in heaven, ... Harold be thy name".

I was mislead in the original greek translation. I always though it was Hector. Huh

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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26-11-2013, 11:25 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 05:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  What is your respond? Smile

My respond is ur fucking illiterate and ignorant.

It's Special Pleadings all the way down!


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You can't have your special pleading and eat it too. -- WillHop
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26-11-2013, 11:26 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 05:58 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 05:55 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  Wait a second -.-

You're not my son!

Don't mock God. If you claim to be God, that could cause terrible problems with your God unconsciousness, which in turn would lower your spiritual and cerebral connection to Earth.

God who? The god who sucks big green donkey dicks and compels his priests and minions to bugger little boys?

It's Special Pleadings all the way down!


Magic Talking Snakes STFU -- revenantx77


You can't have your special pleading and eat it too. -- WillHop
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26-11-2013, 11:27 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Shoo fly!

I giggle every time you say that....Smile

It's Special Pleadings all the way down!


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26-11-2013, 11:38 PM
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(26-11-2013 11:26 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 05:58 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Don't mock God. If you claim to be God, that could cause terrible problems with your God unconsciousness, which in turn would lower your spiritual and cerebral connection to Earth.

God who? The god who sucks big green donkey dicks and compels his priests and minions to bugger little boys?

But hey, there not wearing evil condoms, and you forgot the emission was like that of horses.

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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26-11-2013, 11:44 PM
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Quote:You're so quick to choose the path walked by the righteous
So you can go and nest among the weak
The innocent observers will refuse to find the lie within
Renew the disappointment of the meek

You're no Jesus Christ!
You're no Jesus Christ!

TBH I have no idea WTF he's singing about, but he got a message for Almassah Big Grin

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If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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26-11-2013, 11:47 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
that could have been sung by a TXT to speech program FFS,

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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