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27-11-2013, 05:53 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 05:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  I am Jesus, he who takes away the sins of the world!
Why you ask?

Look at the scriptural evidence!

Hebrews 9:28

Christ, having been offered once to bear the sins of many, will appear a second time, not to deal with sin but to save those who are eagerly waiting for him.


My parents were waiting for me for 10 years, and I was their only son!

Jude 1:14

It was also about these that Enoch, the seventh from Adam, prophesied, saying, “Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of his holy ones,


My followers, while not on the tens of thousands, are also identified by reputable karmic readers to be the reincarnations of various famous Christian figures! I have even met and converted someone known to be an avatar of the Archangel Metatron!

1 Thessalonians 3:13

So that he may establish your hearts blameless in holiness before our God and Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus with all his saints.

My baptisms have already cleansed the nervous systems of bad karma deeds as much as 5 lifetimes back!

Why do I come here? Because I hate atheism! I need to show you that your sins are ready to be forgiven, your moksha, your Heavenly father is ready to receive you in the next life!

I don't hate atheists, but atheism. I love everyone!

To any Christians on the forum:

Behold the lamb of God! Behold he who takes away the sins of the world!

Blessed are you, who have striven through the generations, it is time to be received in Heaven, for in 27 years the spiritual rapture will occur (as proven by none other than Newton!) and all Christian's sins will be raptured away along with their souls, only to descend on the Judgment day as angels! Just follow me and listen to my Word, and salvation will be AT HAND!!!!

My website will be up soon but in the meantime, if you need a question, PM me!

What is your respond? Smile



I love it that Jesus needs a website. Laughat

(consults her crystal ball)
Hmm.... says you're not gonna last long here. And the tarot cards say "seek help".

When I want your opinion I'll read your entrails.
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27-11-2013, 06:01 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:53 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  I love it that Jesus needs a website. Laughat

(consults her crystal ball)
Hmm.... says you're not gonna last long here. And the tarot cards say "seek help".

Needs an eStore for all that fish bread and wine he produces.

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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27-11-2013, 06:09 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 06:01 AM)sporehux Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:53 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  I love it that Jesus needs a website. Laughat

(consults her crystal ball)
Hmm.... says you're not gonna last long here. And the tarot cards say "seek help".

Needs an eStore for all that fish bread and wine he produces.


Ah - I see then.

well for me:
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27-11-2013, 08:05 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Good news everyone, I think we have vanquished the troll. Thank you for all your prayers.
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27-11-2013, 08:11 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 08:05 AM)TheKetola Wrote:  Good news everyone, I think we have vanquished the troll. Thank you for all your prayers.

Ra'men!

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27-11-2013, 08:20 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 08:05 AM)TheKetola Wrote:  Good news everyone, I think we have vanquished the troll. Thank you for all your prayers.

Trolls never die, they just change IP's

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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27-11-2013, 09:24 AM
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Well, there's all kinds of Jesus' there's a Mexican Jesus in Mexico, a Jewish Jesus lived in Jerusalem, I even hear of a black Jesus in Florida, so you can't say I'm not Jesus.
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27-11-2013, 09:25 AM
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(27-11-2013 02:35 AM)Kegel Monster Wrote:  You're clearly taking those scriptures out of context..

Script. is always true in ANY context.
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27-11-2013, 09:27 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 11:25 PM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 05:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  What is your respond? Smile

My respond is ur fucking illiterate and ignorant.

I can read, I can read, and I know everything I need to know, for example I know you're a tool!
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27-11-2013, 09:28 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 08:05 AM)TheKetola Wrote:  Good news everyone, I think we have vanquished the troll. Thank you for all your prayers.

That's uncalled for. How could I be trolling?
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