Why am I anti-theist?
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12-10-2013, 07:16 AM
RE: Why am I anti-theist?
They argon. Almost!

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12-10-2013, 07:23 AM
RE: Why am I anti-theist?
NOOO MAKE IT STOOOP
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12-10-2013, 07:26 AM
RE: Why am I anti-theist?
(12-10-2013 04:25 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  'Cause gawd wills it. Tongue

I once applied mathematical chicanery to grammar to run an experiment in theology, went like this:

Approach some random Christian, look him in the eye, and say with complete sincerity-

I will burn in hell for you.

Faith allowed this minor deceit through the functioning of you being both singular and plural, so when it appeared I was offering up my soul for this chump, I was actually - of course - addressing the you of Gwyneth Paltrow. (Yeah, I'm quite fucking nuts about that girl.)

But I had to know that hell did not exist, and it was proven in the eyes of the Christian. They could not comprehend what I was proclaiming, as my faith, my commitment was palpable. And they looked at me like I was some kind of sub-human; clearly telling me afterwards that - basically - without hell, there is no point.

And then, being a prophet and all, I got this "divine mandate" - Imma supposed to kill these motherfuckers.

But years went by, and I kinda chilled - yet then again, there's days like today, when I drift in here in between collecting Gwynnies from the other tabs, and there's some clownstick like PissJuice or ex-troubador...

...when I'm reminded of that divine mandate.

And seriously, chlorinating this scum out of the gene pool is only gonna benefit society... Consider

I still don't know why you are an antitheist.

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12-10-2013, 07:35 AM
RE: Why am I anti-theist?
(12-10-2013 07:26 AM)Dom Wrote:  I still don't know why you are an antitheist.

Is that irony? Consider

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12-10-2013, 09:53 AM
RE: Why am I anti-theist?
(12-10-2013 07:35 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(12-10-2013 07:26 AM)Dom Wrote:  I still don't know why you are an antitheist.

Is that irony? Consider

It's just elementary.

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12-10-2013, 11:59 AM
Re: Why am I anti-theist?
Because theists are the devil

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12-10-2013, 01:56 PM (This post was last modified: 12-10-2013 02:07 PM by houseofcantor.)
RE: Why am I anti-theist?
(12-10-2013 11:59 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  Because theists are the devil

Took a page out of their own playbook in assigning "Good" to "Gwyneth," from which derives a simple and startling conclusion - I am evil - it's "if A, then B." Continuing further reveals a version of philosophical shorthand - those who believe in right can justify any wrong.

On a lighter note, I am left with a minor but nagging worry. Last I checked, the classification of my mental health was "unspecified psychosis," opening the door to the potential that my legacy to Gwyneth Paltrow will be having a psychotic condition named after her. Yay.

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12-10-2013, 02:55 PM
RE: Why am I anti-theist?
(12-10-2013 01:56 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  On a lighter note, I am left with a minor but nagging worry. Last I checked, the classification of my mental health was "unspecified psychosis," ...

Those are the best kind. Big Grin

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