Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
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31-08-2012, 02:57 PM
Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
Just thought you'd all like to know: Hurricane Isaac was successfully "prayed away" from Tampa so the Republican convention could go on as planned. Ah, the power of prayer.




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03-09-2012, 12:17 AM
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
*head desk*

Hurricanes (though I think Isaac was a tropical storm at the time it was hanging out around Florida) aren't very predictable. I guess somebody prayed away... oh, which one was it? Ivan or Dennis... I can't recall which. It was supposed to strike the Mississippi Gulf Coast head-on, but shifted at literally the last hour and ended up slamming into Pensacola, Florida instead. Guess God hated Pensacola more than Biloxi and Gulfport, even though they blamed the riverboat casinos with Katrina bitch-slapping Mississippi just a year after that. Hmm.

They were blaming New Orleans' "Southern Decadence" festival with Isaac causing mass flooding in Louisiana this time. I think they blamed the flooding they experienced from the levees breaking in Katrina on that festival, too. I wanna know what their excuse for Hurricane Camille in 1969 was, since there wasn't any "Southern Decadence" festival or riverboat casinos back then...
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03-09-2012, 01:10 AM
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
Oh, that's very nice of God to do that.

I wonder how many starving children died this week.

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27-09-2012, 03:28 AM
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
I think the storm was smart. Politicians are like cockroaches. Even a disaster won't wipe them out.
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27-09-2012, 04:04 AM (This post was last modified: 27-09-2012 04:08 AM by Logisch.)
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
God: "i'm sending isaac, gonna fuck you people up! y'all were having gay sex and started that honey boo boo show! oh and mixed fabrics... definitely that too"
People: "pretty please god? don't?"
God: "nah, i can't hear you, GONNA FUCK SHIT UP! HERE COMES THE HURRICANE LOL!"
People: "ok we got some more people to beg."
God: "WHAT? damnit, I hate it when you people beg in the masses, well... ok then. So much for my fucking mysterious plan... you people are fucking with my divine plan! Ugh, but since you begged and pleaded nicely for me to intervene in predetermined things that you can't possibly understand..."
People: "YAY, we prayed it away."
God: "You bitches got lucky this time.... Where's tebow? he owes me for this!"
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27-09-2012, 04:14 AM (This post was last modified: 27-09-2012 05:07 AM by Free Thought.)
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
You can wipe cockroaches out, problem is they just come back, twice the numbers.

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27-09-2012, 04:36 AM
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
(27-09-2012 04:14 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  You can wipe cockroaches out, problem is they just come, back twice the numbers.

So, you are saying that they are more difficult to get rid of than a cockroach infestation? If so, I agree completely. Also, at least cockroaches have their uses.
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27-09-2012, 05:09 AM
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
Definitely Birdguy, I was also saying that if you wipe out roaches they'll come back twice over.

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27-09-2012, 10:11 AM
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
(31-08-2012 02:57 PM)cufflink Wrote:  Just thought you'd all like to know: Hurricane Isaac was successfully "prayed away" from Tampa so the Republican convention could go on as planned. Ah, the power of prayer.




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27-09-2012, 10:41 AM
RE: Why didn't Isaac wipe out the Repub convention? Prayer!
God just decided to send Isaac to us.

God:

Hmmm... where to send Isaac... where to... where to?

AH HAH! Florida, get ready.

No, wait. Disney World.

Hmmm. Fine. Louisiana. They're used to it. They'll just have a party during the thing, anyway.

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