Why do atheists suck at chess??
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28-07-2015, 09:01 PM
Question Why do atheists suck at chess??
I often see "check mate, atheists!". Are we really bad at chess??

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28-07-2015, 09:06 PM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
I'm more of a Par"cheesy" guy myself

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28-07-2015, 09:29 PM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
Something about theists knocking all the pieces over and shitting all over the board.
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28-07-2015, 09:33 PM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
It's the cross on the king's head. It's our kryptonite.

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29-07-2015, 12:58 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
Well you see chess is about moving pieces around a board reacting to your opponents moves in order to avoid being backed into a corner (aka checkmated).

Whereas atheism is more like a game of cluedo.
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29-07-2015, 01:24 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
Atheists were great at it under the USSR regime, we've given up the good table fight.

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29-07-2015, 01:44 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
I really don't think it's that black and white.

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29-07-2015, 02:01 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
(29-07-2015 01:44 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I really don't think it's that black and white.

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get out
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29-07-2015, 03:30 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
(29-07-2015 02:01 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(29-07-2015 01:44 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I really don't think it's that black and white.

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get out

I can't get out, I'm a moderator ... I have to ensure that this thread contains no pawnography.

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29-07-2015, 03:45 AM
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Bring on the ban ham club

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