Why do atheists suck at chess??
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29-07-2015, 04:26 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
(29-07-2015 03:45 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  ... ban ham
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Are you Jewish already?

Ohmy

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29-07-2015, 05:04 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
(29-07-2015 04:26 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-07-2015 03:45 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  ... ban ham
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Are you Jewish already?

Ohmy

No matter what I do, all my life I've been proclaimed to be Jewish by people. It's just my natural state of existence; I often have to own up to my Jewish essence.

I'm not completely awful at Chess too, so I got that going for me, but that's because my father was a Chess aficionado and was a Chess club guy in his high school.

Oh and for phrase origins: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/checkmate-atheists

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29-07-2015, 05:26 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
(29-07-2015 03:45 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  [Image: pawnography-comfort_design.png]

Bring on the ban ham club

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29-07-2015, 06:18 AM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
I played a theist friend of mine once. (He believes "the flood" actually happened).

Beat him in 4 moves. (an old trick he hadn't seen before).

The look on his face was priceless. I had no idea a jaw could distend like that.

The best part was keeping a straight face and acting like I did that sort of thing all the time.

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I'm a double atheist. I don't believe in your god or your politician.
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29-07-2015, 01:06 PM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
(29-07-2015 06:18 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I played a theist friend of mine once. (He believes "the flood" actually happened).

Beat him in 4 moves. (an old trick he hadn't seen before).

The look on his face was priceless. I had no idea a jaw could distend like that.

The best part was keeping a straight face and acting like I did that sort of thing all the time.

1. f3 e5
2. g4?? Qh4#

Two moves. Known as Fool's Mate.

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29-07-2015, 01:17 PM (This post was last modified: 29-07-2015 01:24 PM by yakherder.)
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
Atheists lose because free thinking pawns won't sacrifice themselves to get a bishop out of trouble.

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29-07-2015, 01:26 PM
RE: Why do atheists suck at chess??
like so -

http://www.chess.com/blog/ADK/the-4-move-checkmate

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29-07-2015, 01:27 PM
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(29-07-2015 01:17 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Atheists lose because free thinking pawns won't sacrifice themselves to get a bishop out of trouble.

That SO deserves more than just a 'like'.
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29-07-2015, 02:50 PM
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29-07-2015, 03:20 PM
Why do atheists suck at chess??
I prefer Old Maid even though it is hardly germane to the topic.

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