Why do gods always have to have a kid?
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19-02-2012, 02:28 AM
Why do gods always have to have a kid?
Can someone explain why god and satan have to have a kid. Are they that lonely. why only one kid? Who is the mom. if god knows satan will send his son, why not kill satan. why make adam and eve, if you know they will curse the earth and you will have to send your son to set everything straight anyway. how long did god wait before he decided to make jesus and send him on a suicide mission. why are gods and devils infatuated with people killing themselves and murdering people to show love. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPEsOg3xyGE
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19-02-2012, 02:37 AM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
We get bored so we think that sending a kid with inhuman power down to earth to see how much shit they'll stir up. It's good fun. You should try it sometime.

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19-02-2012, 04:14 AM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
Dagnammit, isn't it obvious?
God made man in his own image. We have kids so logically, the gods are also capable of having kids.

Zeus, being a randy old goat (or was that Pan?) had lots of kids so the question is really... why did Jesus's dad only have one?
The answer is simple if you know Jewish mothers.... it's a guilt thing.
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19-02-2012, 09:26 AM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
Same reason Abraham only had one. Too old and no seahorse-powder. And one is enough to sacrifice, if he keeps getting up again.

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19-02-2012, 09:40 AM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
(19-02-2012 09:26 AM)Peterkin Wrote:  Same reason Abraham only had one. Too old and no seahorse-powder. And one is enough to sacrifice, if he keeps getting up again.

Shame he didn't only have one. If he'd kept his cock in his pants we wouldn't be witnessing that minor disagreement that's been a slight irritation in Jerusalem and the surrounding area for the last 20+ centuries
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19-02-2012, 11:48 AM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
Who is Satan's son?

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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19-02-2012, 12:00 PM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
(19-02-2012 11:48 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Who is Satan's son?

Egor?
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19-02-2012, 12:02 PM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
(19-02-2012 12:00 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(19-02-2012 11:48 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Who is Satan's son?

Egor?

Damien!
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19-02-2012, 12:59 PM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
(19-02-2012 12:02 PM)satan69 Wrote:  
(19-02-2012 12:00 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(19-02-2012 11:48 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Who is Satan's son?

Egor?

Damien!

Oh, of course! Big Grin

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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19-02-2012, 04:45 PM
RE: Why do gods always have to have a kid?
Human characteristics are always attached to their gods.

If triangles has a god he would have three sides.

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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