Why do people laugh at creationists, vol 39
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25-08-2013, 09:02 AM
Why do people laugh at creationists, vol 39
Yeah! Thunderf00t science series returns to YouTube!

Conservapedia suggests that, after the Noahic Flood,,the animals were dispersed to the far corners of the Earth by - get this - by being shot off an exploding volcano on Mount Ararat! I'm not kidding.




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25-08-2013, 09:16 AM
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Thunderf00t is a beast. Love his videos

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25-08-2013, 11:29 AM
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yay! His videos are awesome. Thumbsup
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26-08-2013, 08:03 AM
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I never heard about volcanoes blasting animals across the Earth until I saw that video. How can people be stupid enough to believe that would work? If a person falls from just six feet he can break bones. Throw any animal off the roof of an apartment building and, unless it can fly or weighs a few grams, it will die. Now we're talking about surviving a massive bomb blast, being thrown into space, surviving space and re-entry, and safely landing. Believing in the Bible is stupid in this age, but this? There's not even an ancient story behind it, it was just pulled from the arse. "How can we explain Noah's ark distributing animals across the world? Volcano!" Weeping

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26-08-2013, 10:15 AM
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It is truly amazing how the height of stupidity is accepted by "Noah flood believer" JUST so they can keep their precious bible "error free". This is about the most lame explanation I have ever heard on this front.

Eventually, we will live in a society where the "Noah flood" account will be seen [by everyone] as the myth it actually is.
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26-08-2013, 10:42 AM
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Ah come on... these guys have got to be fucking kidding?

Who could possibly believe that heap of shit?

A volcano powerful enough to blast a small furry animal from Turkey to Australia would have to be so huge, and powerful that it would cause global devastation on a scale that makes a flood look tame. Not to mention the fact the cute, cuddly koalas would be instantly vaporized.

The fact they're having to come out with more and more outlandish ideas to plug holes in their claims is only going to work against them. So let them talk, let them make idiots of themselves, eventually their followers will realize they're full of shit.

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26-08-2013, 03:55 PM
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I like the image of catapulting koalas...leave it to the fundies.

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26-08-2013, 08:07 PM
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We make people take a test to get a drivers license, but we let any ignorant fool breed.

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27-08-2013, 01:50 AM
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Finally got around to watching the clip. Brilliant!

I never considered the point before that all the vegetation (ie food for the animals) would have been killed by the water. But, I guess gawd can do anything. Jebus, take the wheel!

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28-08-2013, 05:21 PM
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holy crap


This is by far the dumbest YEC thing to date.

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