Why don't Christians read their bibles?
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02-10-2015, 08:44 AM
RE: Why don't Christians read their bibles?
(02-10-2015 08:31 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(02-10-2015 08:30 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Holy Spirit in action, man. Laugh out load

Holy Spooky Action.

Hokey Spooky Action?

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02-10-2015, 08:47 AM
RE: Why don't Christians read their bibles?
(02-10-2015 08:44 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(02-10-2015 08:31 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  Holy Spooky Action.

Hokey Spooky Action?

You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out…

Oh, sorry, my bad. That's the hokey pokey action.
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02-10-2015, 09:05 AM
RE: Why don't Christians read their bibles?
(02-10-2015 08:23 AM)Alla Wrote:  So, she probably believes that this Strobel understands the Bible better.
You see, God doesn't expect us to do things perfectly or understand things perfectly. He doesn't expect us to read the Bible 100%. But He expects us to do all we can. May be only that part of the Bible is ALL she can understand and she is too shy to tell you this.
God will accept it. The rest is covered by Grace.

So basically if the bible is so fucked up that it's incomprehensible and christians don't even want to try to understand it...then they can let some author blow sunshine up their ass about how great god is. Consider

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02-10-2015, 09:07 AM
RE: Why don't Christians read their bibles?
(02-10-2015 09:05 AM)Imathinker Wrote:  So basically if the bible is so fucked up that it's incomprehensible and christians don't even want to try to understand it...then they can let some author blow sunshine up their ass about how great god is. Consider
Yes, basically.
The most important things they have are faith and light of Christ. The rest is covered by Grace.

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02-10-2015, 09:09 AM
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Oh, and you don't know if they try or they don't try to understand the Bible. May be they try but they can't. Nobody can understand the Bible fully. Nobody has to understand it fully. it is not required by God.

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02-10-2015, 09:14 AM
RE: Why don't Christians read their bibles?
(02-10-2015 08:47 AM)julep Wrote:  
(02-10-2015 08:44 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Hokey Spooky Action?

You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out…

Oh, sorry, my bad. That's the hokey pokey action.

You put your left foot in, and also out, and if your left foot's in then you fuzz it all about. You do the spooky pokey and you spin your part'cles 'round. That region's where it's about!
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02-10-2015, 09:14 AM
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(02-10-2015 09:09 AM)Alla Wrote:  Oh, and you don't know if they try or they don't try to understand the Bible. May be they try but they can't. Nobody can understand the Bible fully. Nobody has to understand it fully. it is not required by God.

You don't have to understand the contract, but you better sign it or I will kill and torture you forever.

Yeah.....that's a great deal.
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02-10-2015, 09:20 AM
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(02-10-2015 09:14 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(02-10-2015 08:47 AM)julep Wrote:  You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out…

Oh, sorry, my bad. That's the hokey pokey action.

You put your left foot in, and also out, and if your left foot's in then you fuzz it all about. You do the spooky pokey and you spin your part'cles 'round. That region's where it's about!

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02-10-2015, 09:27 AM
RE: Why don't Christians read their bibles?
(02-10-2015 09:14 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  You don't have to understand the contract, but you better sign it or I will kill and torture you forever.

Yeah.....that's a great deal.

That's horrible deal.
God doesn't kill and torture forever for not signing the contract.
You may not understand what is written in the contract.
P.S. You may not even have an opportunity to read the contract.

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02-10-2015, 09:27 AM
RE: Why don't Christians read their bibles?
By the way, the Bible is not the contract.

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