Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
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29-05-2015, 01:21 PM (This post was last modified: 29-05-2015 01:39 PM by Szuchow.)
RE: Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
(29-05-2015 01:18 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(29-05-2015 01:08 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  Shit, I forgot. Hope FSM is somewhat more merciful than OT god Tongue

He's going to boil you like rigatoni...

Well, it's better than hell. Or so I hope Wink

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29-05-2015, 01:38 PM
RE: Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
(29-05-2015 01:16 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  
(29-05-2015 01:06 PM)jockmcdock Wrote:  No, it's a legitimate question. We see politicians in the US say that gay marriage will cause tornadoes. This guy is on the same level.

Glad you're still here, by the way.

Well that's a fallacious comparison.

On the one hand you have a guy asking a question, and then rebutting two answers to that question, apparently believing those two answers are the only ones to be had; a false dichotomy.

On the other, you see someone espousing an idea that is objectively incorrect.

And now I'm over-analyzing some trivial shit.

Point is you shouldn't presume to think you can dissect someones motives from every little thing they say lol.

Dude is a dumb muslim, no doubt. That's all that we need to know.

Come on, mate. Would you have ever come up with that question?

And I didn't dissect his motives. I asked a question.
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29-05-2015, 01:43 PM
RE: Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
(29-05-2015 01:12 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(29-05-2015 01:08 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  Shit, I forgot. Hope FSM is somewhat more merciful than OT god Tongue

FSM has Parmesan on its side. Wink

And garlic bread.
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29-05-2015, 01:53 PM
RE: Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
Please tell me that guy was just drinking a yogurt smoothie Unsure

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29-05-2015, 01:54 PM
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(29-05-2015 12:21 PM)SunnyD1 Wrote:  Yeah, I know. I'll just leave this over here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jx_7kkuJfI

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damnit, all of this tool's videos have comments disabled...pussy.

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29-05-2015, 01:55 PM
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(29-05-2015 01:53 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Please tell me that guy was just drinking a yogurt smoothie Unsure

Even if he was, some thing can not be unseen or unimagined (?) Gasp

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29-05-2015, 04:08 PM
RE: Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
(29-05-2015 01:55 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(29-05-2015 01:53 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Please tell me that guy was just drinking a yogurt smoothie Unsure

Even if he was, some thing can not be unseen or unimagined (?) Gasp

We Aussies have a name for this syndrome (maybe you share it). It's called FITH syndrome.

It stands for Fucked In The Head syndrome.
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30-05-2015, 12:39 AM
RE: Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
Any decent rebuttals then? Tongue

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30-05-2015, 05:49 AM
RE: Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
Uh, during his shark analogy, did he ever come to the realization that God also apparently made those sharks? There's a lot of moraly disgusting shit that happens in the animal kingdom. And guess what, if God made animals......

Also, I liked Jaclyn's response:



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30-05-2015, 05:54 AM
RE: Why don't atheists drink their dads sperm?
Also TJ and friends has a hilarious video commentary:



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