Why is god obssesed with shit?
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17-10-2012, 05:26 PM (This post was last modified: 17-10-2012 07:02 PM by Diablo.)
Why is god obssesed with shit?
Obsession - ob·ses·sion
noun
1.
the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image, desire, etc.

God created all life in the universe.
All life in the universe shits.
Therefore, god is obsessed with shit.

I like to think about that every time I sit my fat ass onto the john, and make a big old fudge dragon. Sometimes I turn around and look at it and admire my accomplishment. And every now and again I see the face of jesus in my work of art.
I have sent these jesus shit look alike pics for others to admire, but every magazine and newspaper refuses to publish my work.
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17-10-2012, 05:31 PM
RE: Why is god obssesed with shit?
(17-10-2012 05:26 PM)Diablo Wrote:  All life in the universe shits.

A couple problems I see with this posit:

1) Is it true that all life on *earth* shits?
2) How do you know about life across the entire universe?

It might also be wise to accurately define shit, for the record.

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17-10-2012, 05:50 PM
RE: Why is god obssesed with shit?
Plants don't shits.
And listen up, all you vegans and vegetarians, plants are living beings.
And you can't hear them scream, during you eat them.

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17-10-2012, 05:55 PM
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(17-10-2012 05:50 PM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  Plants don't shits.
And listen up, all you vegans and vegetarians, plants are living beings.
And you can't hear them scream, during you eat them.

And a carnivorousness plant can't hear you scream as they dissolve you. It works both ways. Plants communicate via pheromones, and do so when they are under attack. I recall hearing that the "sweet smell" of freshly cut grass is one of those scents released when attacked.

And yes, the ancient/medieval fairy tales of ultimate magical beings are indeed small, petty, and disgusting. Everyday people are recreating, and reimagining their fairy tales to be less... "pathetic".
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17-10-2012, 06:01 PM
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(17-10-2012 05:55 PM)poolboyg88 Wrote:  And a carnivorousness plant can't hear you scream as they dissolve you. It works both ways. Plants communicate via pheromones, and do so when they are under attack. I recall hearing that the "sweet smell" of freshly cut grass is one of those scents released when attacked.

And yes, the ancient/medieval fairy tales of ultimate magical beings are indeed small, petty, and disgusting. Everyday people are recreating, and reimagining their fairy tales to be less... "pathetic".

A carnivorousness plant who dissolves a 120kg fly?
Show me your evidence, please.

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17-10-2012, 06:25 PM
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(17-10-2012 06:01 PM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  
(17-10-2012 05:55 PM)poolboyg88 Wrote:  And a carnivorousness plant can't hear you scream as they dissolve you. It works both ways. Plants communicate via pheromones, and do so when they are under attack. I recall hearing that the "sweet smell" of freshly cut grass is one of those scents released when attacked.

And yes, the ancient/medieval fairy tales of ultimate magical beings are indeed small, petty, and disgusting. Everyday people are recreating, and reimagining their fairy tales to be less... "pathetic".

A carnivorousness plant who dissolves a 120kg fly?
Show me your evidence, please.

I give you:

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17-10-2012, 06:38 PM
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(17-10-2012 06:25 PM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  
(17-10-2012 06:01 PM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  A carnivorousness plant who dissolves a 120kg fly?
Show me your evidence, please.
I give you:

Rick Moranis is never ever more than 70-80 kg of weight.
I like my carnivorousness plant-salate with oil and vinegar, little salt and pepper.

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17-10-2012, 11:31 PM
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(17-10-2012 05:26 PM)Diablo Wrote:  Obsession - ob·ses·sion
noun
1.
the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image, desire, etc.

God created all life in the universe.
All life in the universe shits.
Therefore, god is obsessed with shit.

I like to think about that every time I sit my fat ass onto the john, and make a big old fudge dragon. Sometimes I turn around and look at it and admire my accomplishment. And every now and again I see the face of jesus in my work of art.
I have sent these jesus shit look alike pics for others to admire, but every magazine and newspaper refuses to publish my work.

Obviously you're not a golfer, and didn't try the Enquirer either.

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17-10-2012, 11:41 PM
RE: Why is god obssesed with shit?
Diablo,

I'm sorry you think evrything is shit, so bitter.

The real obsession may be in admiring your own shit.
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17-10-2012, 11:47 PM
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U r shit
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