Why is it ok to hate fat people?
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30-04-2012, 07:32 AM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
Quote:I don't hate them, just a little bit scared after one almost
suffocated me during a drunken attempt at performing cunnilingus

See, that's prejudice based on an anecdotal experience. Rofl funny, but still prejudice Cool

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01-05-2012, 07:03 PM (This post was last modified: 01-05-2012 07:25 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
(30-04-2012 06:51 AM)PeterKA Wrote:  I don't hate them, just a little bit scared after one almost suffocated me during a drunken attempt at performing cunnilingus

You clearly aren't very good at cunnilingus. Rule #1: Make sure you have a proper escape passage. What the fuck? Were you on the south side of a 69 gone bad? You probably deserved to die and just got lucky. ... kinda like going for a personal best on the bench press without a spotter. If the bar ends up on your neck, well who else is to blame for your death?

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01-05-2012, 07:24 PM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
(30-04-2012 06:51 AM)PeterKA Wrote:  I don't hate them, just a little bit scared after one almost suffocated me during a drunken attempt at performing cunnilingus
Had you organized better bodily positioning, and watched your friends drinking, this would never have happened.

Girly Man, if it was a 69, this is not at all clear, the complications become more profound. Shocking
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01-05-2012, 07:27 PM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
(01-05-2012 07:24 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  
(30-04-2012 06:51 AM)PeterKA Wrote:  I don't hate them, just a little bit scared after one almost suffocated me during a drunken attempt at performing cunnilingus
Had you organized better bodily positioning, and watched your friends drinking, this would never have happened.

Girly Man, if it was a 69, this is not at all clear, the complications become more profound. Shocking

69 should always be performed east-to-west instead of north-to-south for this very reason. Wink

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01-05-2012, 09:49 PM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
(01-05-2012 07:27 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(01-05-2012 07:24 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Had you organized better bodily positioning, and watched your friends drinking, this would never have happened.

Girly Man, if it was a 69, this is not at all clear, the complications become more profound. Shocking

69 should always be performed east-to-west instead of north-to-south for this very reason. Wink
In some instances ones obese partner could be suspended a small distance above the ground while the supple person takes most of the initiative in a safe environment.
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02-05-2012, 03:59 AM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
(01-05-2012 07:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(30-04-2012 06:51 AM)PeterKA Wrote:  I don't hate them, just a little bit scared after one almost suffocated me during a drunken attempt at performing cunnilingus


You clearly aren't very good at cunnilingus. Rule #1: Make sure you have a proper escape passage. What the fuck? Were you on the south side of a 69 gone bad? You probably deserved to die and just got lucky. ... kinda like going for a personal best on the bench press without a spotter. If the bar ends up on your neck, well who else is to blame for your death?






Actually she just sat on my face before I knew what was going on. I think she thought that my squirming about was to pleasure her, rather than me trying to get her off so I could breathe. All I remember was looking upwards at this stomach looming over my head and thinking "This is not how I want to die"



Rather different from a 69 which I enjoy tremendously. Even though the first time I tried the girl farted directly up my nose

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02-05-2012, 05:36 AM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
Why did I read this while having lunch? Weeping

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02-05-2012, 06:00 AM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
this is why we need more rules in this forum :'(

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02-05-2012, 07:56 AM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
Hey, Peter.

Quote:Rather different from a 69 which I enjoy tremendously. Even though the first time I tried the girl farted directly up my nose

WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH!

Jesus Maria, homey, you gotta find yourself some better partners lol.

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02-05-2012, 07:57 AM
RE: Why is it ok to hate fat people?
(01-05-2012 07:27 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(01-05-2012 07:24 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Had you organized better bodily positioning, and watched your friends drinking, this would never have happened.

Girly Man, if it was a 69, this is not at all clear, the complications become more profound. Shocking

69 should always be performed east-to-west instead of north-to-south for this very reason. Wink

(02-05-2012 05:36 AM)Smooshmonster Wrote:  Why did I read this while having lunch? Weeping
Why are you having lunch at 6:30 in the morning? Huh

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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