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15-07-2015, 11:29 PM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(15-07-2015 11:15 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  
(15-07-2015 11:14 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Can a watermelon give consent? No? Let me go cut a hole then. What's the difference, exactly?

There is no mucus membrane

If you're fucking a watermelon, you've no business being that persnickety.
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15-07-2015, 11:32 PM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(15-07-2015 11:29 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(15-07-2015 11:15 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  There is no mucus membrane

If you're fucking a watermelon, you've no business being that persnickety.

Here you can enjoy watermelon and your corpse..

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15-07-2015, 11:33 PM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(15-07-2015 11:29 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(15-07-2015 11:15 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  There is no mucus membrane

If you're fucking a watermelon, you've no business being that persnickety.

Make sure you wear a condom even if it's seedless.
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07-08-2015, 06:21 PM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
If one worked alone at night in a mortuary or the like, and gorgeous young women were just laying there on the table, how could you help but want to touch and feel them. You may not want to screw them, but surely there would come a time when you would play a little touchy feely with them, maybe even enough to get your rocks off. No one would know, and if married it would be better than cheating on your wife with another woman. I personally might never have intercourse with one, but I would at least give a clean beautiful sexy looking dead woman a good spanking occasionally. Besides, she probably deserves one for something she had done in her lifetime.
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08-08-2015, 12:07 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(07-08-2015 06:21 PM)Beware_of_Gods Wrote:  If one worked alone at night in a mortuary or the like, and gorgeous young women were just laying there on the table, how could you help but want to touch and feel them. You may not want to screw them, but surely there would come a time when you would play a little touchy feely with them, maybe even enough to get your rocks off. No one would know, and if married it would be better than cheating on your wife with another woman. I personally might never have intercourse with one, but I would at least give a clean beautiful sexy looking dead woman a good spanking occasionally. Besides, she probably deserves one for something she had done in her lifetime.

No.

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08-08-2015, 12:31 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(07-08-2015 06:21 PM)Beware_of_Gods Wrote:  If one worked alone at night in a mortuary or the like, and gorgeous young women were just laying there on the table, how could you help but want to touch and feel them. You may not want to screw them, but surely there would come a time when you would play a little touchy feely with them, maybe even enough to get your rocks off. No one would know, and if married it would be better than cheating on your wife with another woman. I personally might never have intercourse with one, but I would at least give a clean beautiful sexy looking dead woman a good spanking occasionally. Besides, she probably deserves one for something she had done in her lifetime.

I bet they cover this on the first day at morticians school in the 'do's' and 'don'ts' section. Yes
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08-08-2015, 12:31 AM
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08-08-2015, 12:49 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
Dead people cannot consent.

You know, because they are dead.

Why is this a hard concept to understand?

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08-08-2015, 02:18 AM
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08-08-2015, 02:35 AM
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