Why is necrophilia illegal?
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08-08-2015, 04:21 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(07-08-2015 06:21 PM)Beware_of_Gods Wrote:  If one worked alone at night in a mortuary or the like, and gorgeous young women were just laying there on the table, how could you help but want to touch and feel them. You may not want to screw them, but surely there would come a time when you would play a little touchy feely with them, maybe even enough to get your rocks off. No one would know, and if married it would be better than cheating on your wife with another woman. I personally might never have intercourse with one, but I would at least give a clean beautiful sexy looking dead woman a good spanking occasionally. Besides, she probably deserves one for something she had done in her lifetime.

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08-08-2015, 08:03 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(08-08-2015 12:49 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Dead people cannot consent.

You know, because they are dead.

Why is this a hard concept to understand?

Inanimate objects can't consent regardless.

The real question is, who do dead bodies belong to.

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08-08-2015, 10:41 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(08-08-2015 04:21 AM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(07-08-2015 06:21 PM)Beware_of_Gods Wrote:  If one worked alone at night in a mortuary or the like, and gorgeous young women were just laying there on the table, how could you help but want to touch and feel them. You may not want to screw them, but surely there would come a time when you would play a little touchy feely with them, maybe even enough to get your rocks off. No one would know, and if married it would be better than cheating on your wife with another woman. I personally might never have intercourse with one, but I would at least give a clean beautiful sexy looking dead woman a good spanking occasionally. Besides, she probably deserves one for something she had done in her lifetime.

Great first post Dodgy

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08-08-2015, 10:47 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(08-08-2015 10:41 AM)Anjele Wrote:  ...
It's official, we have no standards any more for entry into the forum. No

Any more?

Huh

We had some?

Unsure

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08-08-2015, 10:59 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
(07-08-2015 06:21 PM)Beware_of_Gods Wrote:  If one worked alone at night in a mortuary or the like, and gorgeous young women were just laying there on the table, how could you help but want to touch and feel them. You may not want to screw them, but surely there would come a time when you would play a little touchy feely with them, maybe even enough to get your rocks off. No one would know, and if married it would be better than cheating on your wife with another woman. I personally might never have intercourse with one, but I would at least give a clean beautiful sexy looking dead woman a good spanking occasionally. Besides, she probably deserves one for something she had done in her lifetime.

Goody. Because we don't have enough psychos already. Dodgy

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08-08-2015, 11:14 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
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I'm scared. Please stay away from my dead body. Thanks Laugh out load

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08-08-2015, 11:15 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
Blink

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08-08-2015, 11:17 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
Can't wait for this one to prove to us s/he can be a welcome contributor to the forum. Facepalm

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08-08-2015, 11:35 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
This thread. Bechased


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08-08-2015, 11:41 AM
RE: Why is necrophilia illegal?
I suspect a troll, or worse. It's common for theists to say "well why not?" when you're talking to atheists, expecting us to be capable of all kinds of disgusting things, under the "God is dead so all is permitted" hypothesis. Wouldn't put it past them to pretend to be "one of us" so they could get us to say things that confirm this bias.

Whether he's an actual atheist or not, this person is a shitbird.

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