Why isn't your spouse a member here?
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14-11-2012, 12:19 AM
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
She doesn't have an internet connection down there in the basement. Even if she did, I imagine the chains would limit her typing a bit.
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14-11-2012, 12:38 AM
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
(13-11-2012 08:43 PM)Dark Light Wrote: It is only a matter of time before I provide her a motive. After a few decades now of watching her fracture some tibias, bloody some noses, and land some epic right hook knockouts on drunks trying to grab her bigass titties, there ain't no way I'm gonna piss her off. (13-11-2012 09:07 PM)Stark Raving Wrote: Mrs. Raving reads over my shoulder once in a while, but for the most part she just isn't interested. See, she's the brains on the Stark Raving Ranch. I'm kinda like the hired hand. I do the grunt work and hang out with you numbskulls, while Mrs. Raving does important shit. That's Girly. I'm Manly's hired hand as well except I suck at grunt work. Isn't that what we had kids for? #sigh |
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14-11-2012, 01:46 AM
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
(14-11-2012 12:38 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:You're slipping Girly. Motive does not always equal pissing her off. You already admitted your are shit at the grunt work, when the kids fly the coup your more valuable dead than alive. Hope you have a big dick, that might buy you a couple of years anyway...Good luck! Keep the will updated!(13-11-2012 08:43 PM)Dark Light Wrote: It is only a matter of time before I provide her a motive. ![]() |
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14-11-2012, 07:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 15-11-2012 07:02 PM by GirlyMan.)
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
(14-11-2012 01:46 AM)Dark Light Wrote:(14-11-2012 12:38 AM)GirlyMan Wrote: After a few decades now of watching her fracture some tibias, bloody some noses, and land some epic right hook knockouts on drunks trying to grab her bigass titties, there ain't no way I'm gonna piss her off.You're slipping Girly. Motive does not always equal pissing her off. You already admitted your are shit at the grunt work, when the kids fly the coup your more valuable dead than alive. Hope you have a big dick, that might buy you a couple of years anyway...Good luck! Keep the will updated! Bah, I got a little dick. For years she put up with me coming in at close to 300 lbs at 5'10" with what was effectively Hidden Penis Syndrome. Now down to 200 with the TRT, I can not only see my dick but realize I need a long overdue toenail trimming. ![]() #sigh |
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14-11-2012, 08:31 PM
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
No spouse here! He is in his usual vacation retreat (jail)...... Haven't seen him since Jan 2010, and not missing him a bit....... Now all I need is those dratted divorce papers.....
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14-11-2012, 11:29 PM
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
I'm not very interested in pair bonding, too misanthropic and into solitude, so there is no spouse.
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23-01-2013, 12:42 PM
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
(13-11-2012 08:17 PM)Hughsie Wrote: Because I'm a sad loner who doesn't have a spouse!AW HUBBY "You don't disappoint me.... I think your much braver than you may believe." bemore |
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24-01-2013, 02:10 AM
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Re: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
My spouse is not here for I have no spouse.
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24-01-2013, 04:14 AM
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
I doubt she gets a connection from under my vegetable patch.
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24-01-2013, 04:15 AM
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RE: Why isn't your spouse a member here?
(24-01-2013 04:14 AM)frankiej Wrote: I doubt she gets a connection from under my vegetable patch. You married a mole ??? |
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