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26-12-2015, 05:58 PM
Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
Well? If he's supposed to die for our sins why not get it over with? Instead he wastes 30 years not really doing anything as the bible says Jesus only preached for 3 years. In the meantime people were going to hell since Jeebus hadn't died yet.
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26-12-2015, 06:22 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
Good point, well made.

It's because the bible does not condone the killing of infants.

No ... wait!

Ohmy

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26-12-2015, 06:39 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
The movie would be too short.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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26-12-2015, 07:12 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
That's one of the greatest statements I've ever read! Laugh out loadLaugh out load

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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26-12-2015, 07:21 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
Then Mary wouldn't have gotten the goodies from the wise men.

Also, what would Max von Sydow and Robert Powell have done with their lives? Perish the thought!

"The universe is also within us; we're made of star stuff. We are a way for the Cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan
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26-12-2015, 07:31 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(26-12-2015 07:21 PM)Groofay Wrote:  Then Mary wouldn't have gotten the goodies from the wise men.

Also, what would Max von Sydow and Robert Powell have done with their lives? Perish the thought!




#sigh
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26-12-2015, 07:57 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(26-12-2015 05:58 PM)thecontemplator Wrote:  Well? If he's supposed to die for our sins why not get it over with? Instead he wastes 30 years not really doing anything as the bible says Jesus only preached for 3 years. In the meantime people were going to hell since Jeebus hadn't died yet.

I wondered why Jesus couldn't have died from a bloody case of hemorrhoids, it satisfies the need for torture, pain and bloodshed.

Or why can't god simply be satisfied with animals that get killed by predators, run over by cars, etc. That satisfies the blood spilled, pain and torture if it's prolonged pain. Why doesn't roadkill count as a blood sacrifice?

BTW, if any theists want to comment on this thread, I'm not looking for explanations, I'm mocking the stupid barbarity of the entire atonement concept.

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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26-12-2015, 08:47 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(26-12-2015 05:58 PM)thecontemplator Wrote:  Well? If he's supposed to die for our sins why not get it over with? Instead he wastes 30 years not really doing anything as the bible says Jesus only preached for 3 years. In the meantime people were going to hell since Jeebus hadn't died yet.

Well, there is that one story where he was a troubled teen and turned over the money-changer's tables in the temple.

What, did I get the myth wrong, in terms of his age? Hobo
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27-12-2015, 03:56 AM (This post was last modified: 27-12-2015 09:43 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
Why not fix the problem without human sacrifice?

Why not just avoid creating a broken system in the first place?

Why not just forgive your creations for being the way you supposedly created them as?


It all makes too much damn sense, that's why.

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27-12-2015, 07:38 AM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(26-12-2015 05:58 PM)thecontemplator Wrote:  Well? If he's supposed to die for our sins why not get it over with? Instead he wastes 30 years not really doing anything as the bible says Jesus only preached for 3 years. In the meantime people were going to hell since Jeebus hadn't died yet.

Because that wouldn't have made for a good story.

"Tell me, muse, of the storyteller who has been thrust to the edge of the world, both an infant and an ancient, and through him reveal everyman." ---Homer the aged poet.

"In Him was life, and the life was the Light of men. The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it."
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