Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
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28-12-2015, 02:40 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
Because if you kill the three card Monty scammer before he sets up the table he cant con anyone. You need a period of drama and parlor tricks.

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28-12-2015, 02:40 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(28-12-2015 12:35 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  
(27-12-2015 03:00 PM)julep Wrote:  The one I wish hadn't made it past infancy is Paul.
McCartney?

No. The one who invented Christianity.
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28-12-2015, 02:47 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(28-12-2015 02:40 PM)Mark Fulton Wrote:  
(28-12-2015 12:35 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  McCartney?

No. The one who invented Christianity.
Oh...I never really cared for Paul McCartney.
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28-12-2015, 02:59 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(26-12-2015 05:58 PM)thecontemplator Wrote:  Well? If he's supposed to die for our sins why not get it over with? Instead he wastes 30 years not really doing anything as the bible says Jesus only preached for 3 years. In the meantime people were going to hell since Jeebus hadn't died yet.

Well he was doing some notable carpentering when he wasn't shepherding. Had to apprentice under Joseph, who must have LOVED that fucking gig.
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29-12-2015, 10:12 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(28-12-2015 02:47 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  
(28-12-2015 02:40 PM)Mark Fulton Wrote:  No. The one who invented Christianity.
Oh...I never really cared for Paul McCartney.

Paul Mcartney is a lot more interesting, and talented, than Saint Paul.
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29-12-2015, 11:02 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(29-12-2015 10:12 PM)Mark Fulton Wrote:  
(28-12-2015 02:47 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  Oh...I never really cared for Paul McCartney.

Paul Mcartney is a lot more interesting, and talented, than Saint Paul.
Well....I can't argue with that. So I guess I will just "let it be". Hehe, pun intended.
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29-12-2015, 11:06 PM
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Would John the Baptist still have his head? Cause I kinda like that crazy fuck.

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29-12-2015, 11:18 PM
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(29-12-2015 11:06 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Would John the Baptist still have his head? Cause I kinda like that crazy fuck.


Of course you would... Rolleyes



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29-12-2015, 11:24 PM
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(29-12-2015 11:18 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(29-12-2015 11:06 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Would John the Baptist still have his head? Cause I kinda like that crazy fuck.


Of course you would... Rolleyes



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31-12-2015, 05:55 AM (This post was last modified: 31-12-2015 05:59 AM by DLJ.)
RE: Why not kill Jesus as soon he's born?
(28-12-2015 02:40 PM)Mark Fulton Wrote:  
(28-12-2015 12:35 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  McCartney?

No. The one who invented Christianity.

I often wonder what life would be like now if Paul hadn't done all that PR work and come up with the viral marketing strategy of promoting the product to Gentiles.

Chances are that christianity wouldn't have even been on the shortlist when Constantine flipped his coin when choosing which tribes to enlist for his wars.

iirc Mithras (or was it Mithrandir) was a possible choice. So maybe Jason, Alla and Pops would be wishing everyone a Merry Mithmas and giving gifts of dwarfish silver?

Consider

Of course, I could be labouring under a mithapprehension and getting my mithology confused.

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