Why not make Joseph pregnant?
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16-01-2016, 11:49 AM
Why not make Joseph pregnant?
Well? That would be more of a miracle then Mary. The Catholic church doesn't like women anyway. I think they would have preferred the virgin Joseph.
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16-01-2016, 11:52 AM
RE: Why not make Joseph pregnant?
Cuz ol' Joe was a real he-whore......

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16-01-2016, 12:25 PM
RE: Why not make Joseph pregnant?
(16-01-2016 11:49 AM)thecontemplator Wrote:  Well? That would be more of a miracle then Mary. The Catholic church doesn't like women anyway. I think they would have preferred the virgin Joseph.

Nah, birthing is womens work, like housework and cooking.

*runs away*
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16-01-2016, 01:03 PM
RE: Why not make Joseph pregnant?
[Image: preggie.jpg]

#sigh
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16-01-2016, 03:22 PM
RE: Why not make Joseph pregnant?
Until recently, all human offspring have emerged from a vagina.
God didn't make Joseph pregnant because, well... have you ever passed a kidney stone? A tiny pebble that causes sheer agony. Now imagine a baby coming out that way
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16-01-2016, 03:53 PM
RE: Why not make Joseph pregnant?
I wonder what Westboro Baptist Church would say about men getting pregnant.Smile
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16-01-2016, 05:32 PM
RE: Why not make Joseph pregnant?
Why didn't he just convene the entire Jewish leadership and spin up Jesus out of a dust devil in front of them, fully grown?

They would've written it down and we would have actual contemporary non-biblical evidence of his existence.

Oh yeah, this god hides all evidence.

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16-01-2016, 06:27 PM
RE: Why not make Joseph pregnant?
Gawd didn't want his son to come out of a dick, cause that's just nyyyaaaasty. Even Gawd has his standards.

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16-01-2016, 06:36 PM
RE: Why not make Joseph pregnant?
(16-01-2016 03:22 PM)coyote Wrote:  Until recently, all human offspring have emerged from a vagina.
God didn't make Joseph pregnant because, well... have you ever passed a kidney stone? A tiny pebble that causes sheer agony. Now imagine a baby coming out that way

Asshole-baby.


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16-01-2016, 07:07 PM
Why not make Joseph pregnant?
Repost from another thread but top fitting not to

   
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