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07-05-2017, 10:00 AM
RE: Why the hell are you an atheist?
Ever wonder why Christian God can't get it right?

1. Created the being that would lead the War in Heaven* but didn't stop it from being the being that would lead that war.

2. Created Adam and Lilith, and accidently gave Lilith the power of reason. She had to go.

3. Created Eve and didn't give her enough reason to wonder why two huge biohazards were in the middle of a theme park. (Later allowed Jurassic Park to recreate those conditions.)

4. Almost His ENTIRE flock of people descended from the two people he personally created have to be killed off because he can't wave a hand and fix them.

5. Fix in #4 doesn't work. He has to send his Son on a suicide mission.

6. Suprise! That doesn't fix us either. Maybe if his Son had been able to read and write from the get-go the message wouldn't have turned into the shit we have today?

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07-05-2017, 10:06 AM
RE: Why the hell are you an atheist?
(07-05-2017 09:37 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  
(07-05-2017 08:21 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  did I leave anything out ?

Forbidden and/or unnatural* sexual practices?

* i.e. anything other than missionary...

Unnatural sex - hmmmm ?

Porcupine sex sounds unnatural.
Cats having sex sounds like bloody murder.
Rattlesnakes have been known to have sex for up to 23 hours. More than 23 minutes would seem unnatural.

Don't even get me started about anime tentacle porn.

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07-05-2017, 10:19 AM
RE: Why the hell are you an atheist?
I think we have seen the last of our flesh eating zombie christian, Consider Should she even have a name like that ? Aren't zombie horror movies satanic according to the loony tunes American christian ? Nah she's gone as the poor snowflake cant cope with having her ickle bickle feelings hurt, I'm now convinced of trolling and think she realises she's been busted
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07-05-2017, 10:23 AM
RE: Why the hell are you an atheist?
(07-05-2017 10:19 AM)adey67 Wrote:  I think we have seen the last of our flesh eating zombie christian, Consider Should she even have a name like that ? Aren't zombie horror movies satanic according to the loony tunes American christian ? Nah she's gone as the poor snowflake cant cope with having her ickle bickle feelings hurt, I'm now convinced of trolling and think she realises she's been busted

That wasn't no female. It's the same damn troll that keeps reappearing. "Kindly go fuck yourself, good sir."

#sigh
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07-05-2017, 10:51 AM
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Interesting what were they're previous usernames?
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07-05-2017, 11:02 AM
RE: Why the hell are you an atheist?
(07-05-2017 10:19 AM)adey67 Wrote:  I think we have seen the last of our flesh eating zombie christian, Consider Should she even have a name like that ? Aren't zombie horror movies satanic according to the loony tunes American christian ? Nah she's gone as the poor snowflake cant cope with having her ickle bickle feelings hurt, I'm now convinced of trolling and think she realises she's been busted

jesus is a zombie shaman.

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07-05-2017, 11:18 AM
RE: Why the hell are you an atheist?
My answers from a survey some years back...

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07-05-2017, 12:47 PM
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(06-05-2017 07:56 PM)Zombocalypse Wrote:  Why the hell are you an atheist?

Because I don't believe in any gods

(06-05-2017 07:56 PM)Zombocalypse Wrote:  For one, it's not that hard to be a devoted Christian. The two great commandments of Christianity is to love God and love your neighbors.

Not believing in any gods makes being a devoted Christian, not so much hard as impossible.

I thought the commandment was to love your neighbours as yourself. Since some Christian denominations encourage their marks to think of themselves as sinful and in need of forgiveness, then they promote a culture wherein adherents hate themselves which means that they can also hate their neighbours. This explains a lot IMO.

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07-05-2017, 12:57 PM
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(06-05-2017 08:40 PM)Zombocalypse Wrote:  [...] anything and everything outside of Christianity that is in any way spiritual, I consider to be the work of the devil. Classic Christian doctrine. At least I think.

Judaism was and is outside of Christianity. Therefore, it is the work of the devil.

Jesus was Jewish, not Christian. Therefore he was the work of the devil.

Yahweh is the god of Judaism. Therefore he was the work of the devil.

The Bible is the word of God/Yahweh. Therefore Yahweh is the devil.

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07-05-2017, 01:02 PM
Why the hell are you an atheist?
(06-05-2017 07:56 PM)Zombocalypse Wrote:  Why the hell are you an atheist?

Because I have a working brain.

(06-05-2017 07:56 PM)Zombocalypse Wrote:  For one, it's not that hard to be a devoted Christian. The two great commandments of Christianity is to love God and love your neighbors. It's not that hard, people. Seriously.

Wrong. It's well nigh impossible to be a devoted Christian when you realize that there's no evidence for god and no evidence for Jesus.


(06-05-2017 07:56 PM)Zombocalypse Wrote:  Number two, I'm honestly very curious as to what led you to atheism. I'm a beginner in this sort of thing and although I still am a Christian, I'm still researching the truth. I am on the side of truth. If Jesus and God are debunked, I will surely move to atheism myself.

Thanks.
Well, that's just a lie. When last seen, you had gone to a B&N to buy "The God Delusion," but wound up buying a Christian apologetic book which apparently had really impressed you more so than Dawkins. If you refuse to look at your religion dispassionately and thoroughly, you aren't interested in researching the truth.

As far as debunking god and Jesus, it's been done.
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