Why would God Need Angels?
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07-01-2015, 08:21 PM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 10:17 AM)Whimsymum Wrote:  It's a sad God that can't make pizza Big Grin

The fuck he can't!

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07-01-2015, 08:23 PM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 08:21 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  
(07-01-2015 10:17 AM)Whimsymum Wrote:  It's a sad God that can't make pizza Big Grin

The fuck he can't!

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Whimsy's still right. You just know that 2000 year old pizza's going to be cold and stale.

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07-01-2015, 08:53 PM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
20 seconds in the microwave can fix that.

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07-01-2015, 09:14 PM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 08:53 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  20 seconds in the microwave can fix that.

I'll bring that up next time they're passing the eucharist around. Shit's so old it's gone all chruchy.

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07-01-2015, 10:38 PM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
Clean up on aisle 9.

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07-01-2015, 11:51 PM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
Another good question is why does he need so many? Every time someone of faith dies they say God needed another angel. What happened to the millions of others who died before that who were supposed to become angels?

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08-01-2015, 06:24 AM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 07:50 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  7. Next are the Thrones. These angles were made by high school wood shop students, and are angels you sit on, and look, like, really bored, but just be happy you got a seat.

OMG, so heaven is like Pee Wee's Playhouse:

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09-01-2015, 01:35 PM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 10:41 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  This particular god seems to be so inept he needs bodyguards and henchmen to do the dirty work for him. Kinda like a mafia boss.

I was thinking the same thing.

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09-01-2015, 01:39 PM
RE: Why would God Need Angels?
Aren't all the angels naked?


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09-01-2015, 02:12 PM
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