Why would God Need Angels?
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21-01-2015, 07:47 AM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 09:33 AM)TheInquisition Wrote: Angels, why does god need so much help? These were all very good points in your OP. My version: God is not omnipotent and he lacks the foresight and ingenuity to create a universe where he doesn't need helpers. I know the stock apologetic here is supposed to be [mysterious ways], but my version actually gives an answer while still jiving with what the Bible says. ![]() |
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21-01-2015, 07:56 AM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(16-01-2015 06:04 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:(16-01-2015 06:52 AM)darkmatter Wrote: Bah. For all I care, it is the angel who impregnated Mary. So much for virgin birth. Do angels have naughty bits? Do angels reproduce? Do male angels have foreskins? |
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21-01-2015, 08:01 AM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
Because God is lazy?
"Name me a moral statement made or moral action performed that could not have been made or done, by a non-believer..." - Christopher Hitchens My youtube musings: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfFoxbz...UVi1pf4B5g |
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21-01-2015, 09:49 AM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(21-01-2015 08:01 AM)CiderThinker Wrote: Because God is lazy? Maybe god can't get it up so he sends his angels to screw 13 year old virgin girls instead. The bastard. Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump: He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere, Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, Stigmatical in making, worse in mind. |
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27-01-2015, 04:22 PM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 09:33 AM)TheInquisition Wrote: Angels, why does god need so much help?When you read all the different things he did you kind of get the idea different writers at work. No consistencey. |
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28-01-2015, 12:12 AM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 11:23 AM)houseofcantor Wrote: In contrast to the usual occlusion... I fail to see the utility of voluminous mammary glands on an angels if there are no angel babies that need suckling... I mean, I'd have all kinds of fun with them, but what do angels do with breasts? ![]() |
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28-01-2015, 06:33 AM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
It's really simple.
God doesn't exist. Neither do friggin angels. Thus - "god" doesn't need angels. Delusional people do. End of sermon. .... I'm a double atheist. I don't believe in your god or your politician. |
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28-01-2015, 10:43 AM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(28-01-2015 06:33 AM)onlinebiker Wrote: It's really simple.Not quite. We need God and Angels around for delusional people to believe in something. If they don't believe in a God or Ange or Devil they'll think up something; like Yetis, BigFeet, ghosts, Nessies, or... |
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29-01-2015, 02:31 PM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
(07-01-2015 09:33 AM)TheInquisition Wrote: Angels, why does god need so much help? To jerk him off? ![]() [img][/img] |
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29-01-2015, 10:05 PM
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RE: Why would God Need Angels?
I couldn't resist.
![]() "If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality. The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination." - Paul Dirac |
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