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09-04-2014, 10:52 AM
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09-04-2014, 10:52 AM
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That's old son.
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09-04-2014, 10:55 AM
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(09-04-2014 10:52 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  That's old son.

Yeah, but always relevant.

It's things like this commercial that make me do a happy dance every time I remember that I'm never having kids.

I think I'll do one right now.

*happy dance*

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-04-2014, 10:57 AM
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Honestly thats a failure of parenting. Not all kids are screaming banshees. Lol

But it is a cute commercial.
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09-04-2014, 10:58 AM
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I don't know how people handle that or why I am lucky enough to have kids who have never done anything like this. I try not to bring my kids shopping if I don't have to, but it's just because I like having the alone time. Also, evil or not I feel a twinge of hatred towards children who behave like that. Just a tiny part of me.

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09-04-2014, 10:58 AM
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(09-04-2014 10:55 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(09-04-2014 10:52 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  That's old son.

Yeah, but always relevant.

It's things like this commercial that make me do a happy dance every time I remember that I'm never having kids.

I think I'll do one right now.

*happy dance*

*joins happy dance*

Yip, fuck kids. They're like little blakcholes, sucking up your time, beauty, energy, dreams and money.

Pretty much: having kids = life over.

Why people willingly put themselves through that endless torture is beyond me.

edit: Oh Hey Hobbit, didn't see you there.
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09-04-2014, 11:00 AM
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(09-04-2014 10:58 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(09-04-2014 10:55 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Yeah, but always relevant.

It's things like this commercial that make me do a happy dance every time I remember that I'm never having kids.

I think I'll do one right now.

*happy dance*

*joins happy dance*

Yip, fuck kids. They're like little blakcholes, sucking up your time, beauty, energy, dreams and money.

Pretty much: having kids = life over.

Why people willingly put themselves through that endless torture is beyond me.

edit: Oh Hey Hobbit, didn't see you there.

Yep. Having kids isnt for the wimpy, whingy type, thats for sure Tongue

Oh, Hi muffs!
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09-04-2014, 11:04 AM
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Confused I was going to say that its a bit exaggerated, but pretty much sums up age 3.


3 was the worst.


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09-04-2014, 11:10 AM
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(09-04-2014 10:58 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(09-04-2014 10:55 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Yeah, but always relevant.

It's things like this commercial that make me do a happy dance every time I remember that I'm never having kids.

I think I'll do one right now.

*happy dance*

*joins happy dance*

Yip, fuck kids. They're like little blakcholes, sucking up your time, beauty, energy, dreams and money.

Pretty much: having kids = life over.

Why people willingly put themselves through that endless torture is beyond me.

edit: Oh Hey Hobbit, didn't see you there.

*dances with muffs*

I'm all for OTHER people breeding, so long as I don't have to deal with the little terrors. I've said it many times, and I'll say it many more times "I like children when they're well behaved and someone else's"

Even when they are well behaved, I still generally dislike being around them. Parents get upset when their 5 year old starts repeating half the shit that comes out of my mouth. Wanna laugh? Listening to a 5 year old skip around singing "fucktarded" while his mother blushes and tries to explain why he shouldn't repeat the things that Uncle says. It's especially difficult to discipline a 5 year old when his favorite uncle is rolling on the floor with laughter at the thing his mother tells him not to do.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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09-04-2014, 07:18 PM
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(09-04-2014 11:10 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(09-04-2014 10:58 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  *joins happy dance*

Yip, fuck kids. They're like little blakcholes, sucking up your time, beauty, energy, dreams and money.

Pretty much: having kids = life over.

Why people willingly put themselves through that endless torture is beyond me.

edit: Oh Hey Hobbit, didn't see you there.

*dances with muffs*

I'm all for OTHER people breeding, so long as I don't have to deal with the little terrors. I've said it many times, and I'll say it many more times "I like children when they're well behaved and someone else's"

Even when they are well behaved, I still generally dislike being around them. Parents get upset when their 5 year old starts repeating half the shit that comes out of my mouth. Wanna laugh? Listening to a 5 year old skip around singing "fucktarded" while his mother blushes and tries to explain why he shouldn't repeat the things that Uncle says. It's especially difficult to discipline a 5 year old when his favorite uncle is rolling on the floor with laughter at the thing his mother tells him not to do.

Lol!
Actually, I do admit that I can't wait for my niece to get a bit older. I'll have that girl swearing like a sailor in no time.
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