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01-09-2015, 06:29 AM
Whyizit?
When somebody asks if you're busy "next Friday" - they don't actually mean the next Friday, but the one after the next one?

And if they ask if you can "pick them up at the airport" -- why there? Do they think they'll weigh less there? I expect that the wait for a plane isn't so long, they'll lose enough weight to make much difference. You should either be able to lift their weight right were you are, or you can't.

And if they ask you to "Pick them up at the airport, next friday" what the livid fuck does THAT mean???

I'm confused.

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01-09-2015, 06:32 AM
RE: Whyizit?
I think it has to do with luggage weight limits

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01-09-2015, 06:34 AM
RE: Whyizit?
Dude, pass the bong.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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01-09-2015, 06:39 AM
RE: Whyizit?
When you pass a bong -- doesn't that mean you don't partake??

As in "Have a hit" - and you say "I'll pass"....

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01-09-2015, 06:40 AM
RE: Whyizit?
(01-09-2015 06:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  When you pass a bong -- doesn't that mean you don't partake??

As in "Have a hit" - and you say "I'll pass"....

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No, man. It's puff puff, give. Don't fuck up the rotation, man.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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01-09-2015, 06:43 AM
RE: Whyizit?
True story -- when I lived in Alaska marijuana was legal (1979) -- my parents came to visit...

My roommate was so stoned, he tried passing the bong to my mother.....

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I wish I'd had a camera.

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01-09-2015, 06:45 AM
RE: Whyizit?
I'm sure he was just being a good host. Thumbsup

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