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19-05-2011, 05:27 PM
 
Will you be Raptured? The Checklist!
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19-05-2011, 05:36 PM
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Ouch, I only got to the shaved/haircut question and I'm out. Poor me, must drink beer now.

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19-05-2011, 06:07 PM
 
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I went the female route, because I am one, and answered all the proper devout Christian questions. Which means, NO!
Turns out I'm a Robot. [Image: 8.gif]
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19-05-2011, 06:26 PM
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Well....It's a bad day to get your period Undecided

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19-05-2011, 06:52 PM
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It says I'm a bloody blasphemer... Jesus effing Christ >.<!

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19-05-2011, 10:43 PM
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dang! divorced! That means I'll be stuck on the same planet with my ex!
I tried to cheat and start from the exit of this maze but as an atheist I can't even seem to FIND the exit...

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20-05-2011, 12:38 AM
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(19-05-2011 05:36 PM)Fear Culture Wrote:  Ouch, I only got to the shaved/haircut question and I'm out. Poor me, must drink beer now.
Rats, I forgot to vote, so now I did and I hit the wrong choice...

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20-05-2011, 06:49 PM
 
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It says I'm a blasphemer.
I guess all those years long ago when I went to confession god didn't believe a damn word I said.
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20-05-2011, 08:08 PM
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After seeing that chart I can say "Oh well, I like it here anyway!". Better here, than with THAT god !

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20-05-2011, 11:35 PM
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Okay, so how did Jeffrey Dahmer get a pass if I can't?

The way to see by Faith, is to shut the eye of Reason. - Ben Franklin
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