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24-06-2015, 02:57 PM
Willing to barter for Salvation?
Hear ye, hear ye. Come one come all!

I hold in my possession a vial of Holy Water from Sacred Lourdes in France! (Sacre bleau!)
You heard me right. My uber-religious parents have just returned from a religious crusade...er...sightseeing trip and have thoughtfully brought their atheist son this precious gift! Facepalm (They know me so well)

So, I am willing to barter with anyone here for this holy relic of H2O. Once agreed to a trade I will pay the shipping to wherever you say and in return you mail me whatever we agreed to as a fair trade. Yes

Let the festivities commence!

   

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24-06-2015, 03:54 PM
RE: Willing to barter for Salvation?
(24-06-2015 02:57 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Hear ye, hear ye. Come one come all!

I hold in my possession a vial of Holy Water from Sacred Lourdes in France! (Sacre bleau!)
You heard me right. My uber-religious parents have just returned from a religious crusade...er...sightseeing trip and have thoughtfully brought their atheist son this precious gift! Facepalm (They know me so well)

So, I am willing to barter with anyone here for this holy relic of H2O. Once agreed to a trade I will pay the shipping to wherever you say and in return you mail me whatever we agreed to as a fair trade. Yes

Let the festivities commence!

Confused no thanks, you can keep your poop water Tongue

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24-06-2015, 03:56 PM
RE: Willing to barter for Salvation?
I'll trade you a picture of my nipples.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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24-06-2015, 04:08 PM
RE: Willing to barter for Salvation?
You can send it to me if you pay me $20. Smile

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24-06-2015, 04:10 PM
RE: Willing to barter for Salvation?
Why the hell does she have blue stuff oozing out of her abdomen?

Didn't the read Leviticus?
(15:2) Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When any man hath an issue out of his flesh, because of his issue he is unclean.

or maybe that doesn't apply to women...

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24-06-2015, 04:11 PM
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(24-06-2015 03:56 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  I'll trade you a picture of my nipples.

Let me sweeten the pot a bit... I'll send you a picture of me pouring it over my itsy bitsy little nipples.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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24-06-2015, 04:13 PM
RE: Willing to barter for Salvation?
Hmmm, interesting.

What could be a fair trade for not enough water to quench any ones thirst?

I could collect some sacred sheep shit from the village churchyard. It has special properties you know.

Or, I'm sure that if I looked in the back of the wood shed I could find something that I can claim is a piece of the true cross.

Or, what about double the quantity of Lincolnshire tap water? probably has more powerful effect than the Lourdes water. It should have with the amount of chlorine in it.

Before jumping at my kind (and utterly worthless) offers you should wait and see if any of our theist friends offer you a ton of cash. I'm sure some of them are stupid enough.

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24-06-2015, 04:14 PM
RE: Willing to barter for Salvation?
Send it to California, they're a little parched.
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24-06-2015, 04:14 PM
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Put it up on ebay.

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24-06-2015, 04:18 PM
RE: Willing to barter for Salvation?
(24-06-2015 04:11 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(24-06-2015 03:56 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  I'll trade you a picture of my nipples.

Let me sweeten the pot a bit... I'll send you a picture of me pouring it over my itsy bitsy little nipples.

So far this is the best offer Blink

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