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28-03-2017, 10:27 PM
Within 1000 feet of a church?!?
"GOP Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey, a “happily” married Trump supporter who was caught at a motel smoking weed with a 17 year-old boy he met on CraigsList, resigned his seat this afternoon."

"The charges that the Senator faces are serious- engaging in child prostitution, transporting a minor for prostitution, and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church."

You can't make this shit up.

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28-03-2017, 10:34 PM (This post was last modified: 28-03-2017 10:42 PM by earmuffs.)
RE: Within 1000 feet of a church?!?
I'm surprised the right didn't try to make it out that he was providing youth employment and supporting local motel businesses.
Though I guess he was smoking weed so they can't have that now can they. Fiddling with young boys, sure whatever, especially if you're a priest but weed... how could he!
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28-03-2017, 10:49 PM
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(28-03-2017 10:27 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  "GOP Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey, a “happily” married Trump supporter who was caught at a motel smoking weed with a 17 year-old boy he met on CraigsList, resigned his seat this afternoon."

"The charges that the Senator faces are serious- engaging in child prostitution, transporting a minor for prostitution, and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church."

You can't make this shit up.

I started to write several different things but, all I can think to settle on is ...
what a piece of shit. Dodgy

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29-03-2017, 12:06 AM
RE: Within 1000 feet of a church?!?
(28-03-2017 10:27 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  "The charges that the Senator faces are serious- engaging in child prostitution, transporting a minor for prostitution, and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church."

You can't make this shit up.
I wonder if there is a law to prevent anyone from building a church within 1000 feet of a brothel.

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29-03-2017, 12:51 AM
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Guess if he would do all of this 2000 feet away from the church then there would be no problem.

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29-03-2017, 12:58 AM
RE: Within 1000 feet of a church?!?
Out of sight, out of mind...

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29-03-2017, 01:17 AM
RE: Within 1000 feet of a church?!?
(28-03-2017 10:27 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  "GOP Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey, a “happily” married Trump supporter who was caught at a motel smoking weed with a 17 year-old boy he met on CraigsList, resigned his seat this afternoon."

"The charges that the Senator faces are serious- engaging in child prostitution, transporting a minor for prostitution, and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church."

You can't make this shit up.

I don't believe the Catholics are all that popular in Oklahomaphobia, so It's not surprising they don't have the legal pull to change it to 'engaging in child prostitution anywhere outside of a church'

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29-03-2017, 07:39 AM
RE: Within 1000 feet of a church?!?
Sounds as if the Senator may also have visited our fine neighboring state of Colorado and transported some of their finest federally regulated product across state lines.
That's a whole other bag of charges ...

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-wo...43613.html

Still, just a piece of shit. Dodgy

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29-03-2017, 07:48 AM
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Must've been inspired by Milo Yiannapoulos.

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29-03-2017, 07:52 AM
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Hah. He's so fucked. Republicans will want to send him away for a long loooooooooong time.

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