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22-09-2015, 07:32 PM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
(22-09-2015 07:26 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  


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22-09-2015, 07:33 PM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
(22-09-2015 07:28 PM)yakherder Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 06:42 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  No they don't!

They look like death warmed over. What's the matter with you people, anyhow? Geesh!

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22-09-2015, 07:40 PM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
I would have hopped out screaming like a little bitch. I hate spiders.

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22-09-2015, 07:46 PM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
(22-09-2015 07:40 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I would have hopped out screaming like a little bitch. I hate spiders.

Early in my marriage, my husband went upstairs to take a shower. A little while later he was screaming for me to come upstairs. I found him dripping wet, standing in the tub, with a towel in front of himself, pointing at the floor near the toilet.

It was a small spider that I stepped on with my bare foot. Wiped it up with tissue and flushed the remains. I was instructed to inspect the rest of the bathroom for other spiders while he remained covered up and cowering in the tub. Facepalm

After that I made him kill all other bugs...even though I am not afraid of them...just seemed fair. Big Grin

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22-09-2015, 07:49 PM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
(22-09-2015 06:00 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 08:43 AM)yakherder Wrote:  Spiders are adorable. Are you people scared of puppies too? Tongue
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No they're not!

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And that's one of the nicer photos I found of spider bites. Some of them are barf inducing.
I once had to spend 24 hours in the hospital getting IV antibiotics for a spider bite. I agree, spiders are not adorable.
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23-09-2015, 07:34 AM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
(22-09-2015 07:46 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 07:40 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I would have hopped out screaming like a little bitch. I hate spiders.

Early in my marriage, my husband went upstairs to take a shower. A little while later he was screaming for me to come upstairs. I found him dripping wet, standing in the tub, with a towel in front of himself, pointing at the floor near the toilet.

It was a small spider that I stepped on with my bare foot. Wiped it up with tissue and flushed the remains. I was instructed to inspect the rest of the bathroom for other spiders while he remained covered up and cowering in the tub. Facepalm

After that I made him kill all other bugs...even though I am not afraid of them...just seemed fair. Big Grin

Yeah, my wife has killed more than one for me.

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23-09-2015, 10:24 AM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
I do sorta wonder why this is in the World News section though. Huh

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23-09-2015, 11:15 AM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
(23-09-2015 10:24 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I do sorta wonder why this is in the World News section though. Huh

Because it was on the news.

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23-09-2015, 01:36 PM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
(23-09-2015 11:15 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(23-09-2015 10:24 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I do sorta wonder why this is in the World News section though. Huh

Because it was on the news.

Oh.

Ok.

Consider

Well then.......

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-09-2015, 01:40 PM
RE: Woman jumps from car, causes crash due to spider.
(23-09-2015 01:36 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(23-09-2015 11:15 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Because it was on the news.

Oh.

Ok.

Consider

Well then.......

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You mean Hilary Clinton is a human?

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