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28-12-2015, 06:43 PM
Woman redirects tornado with prayer....kills neighbors instead
Sigh. Unbelievable. An idiot woman thinks god gave her authority over the winds. She claims she made the tornado go away from her home.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/texas-c...the-winds/

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...en-people/

The woman's name is Sabrina Lowe, so apparently stupidity has a name.

"We actually went outside and started commanding the winds because God had given us authority over the winds — the airways. And we just began to command this storm not to hit our area. We — we spoke to the storm and said, go to unpopulated places. It did exactly what we said to do because God gave us the authority to do that."

Except the unpopulated areas were populated and it killed 8 people. I'll bet they're thanking her. Sabrina Lowe is a stupid fucking religious cunt.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
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28-12-2015, 07:46 PM
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(28-12-2015 06:43 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Sigh. Unbelievable. An idiot woman thinks god gave her authority over the winds. She claims she made the tornado go away from her home.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/texas-c...the-winds/

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...en-people/

The woman's name is Sabrina Lowe, so apparently stupidity has a name.

"We actually went outside and started commanding the winds because God had given us authority over the winds — the airways. And we just began to command this storm not to hit our area. We — we spoke to the storm and said, go to unpopulated places. It did exactly what we said to do because God gave us the authority to do that."

Except the unpopulated areas were populated and it killed 8 people. I'll bet they're thanking her. Sabrina Lowe is a stupid fucking religious cunt.

Reminds me of that hurricane that Pat Robertson redirected.

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28-12-2015, 08:03 PM (This post was last modified: 28-12-2015 08:19 PM by izel.)
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The real miracle is that people believe this shit Facepalm

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28-12-2015, 08:22 PM
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Comedy Central should do a show about these religious misfits, it would be hilarious. They could have faith healers, snake handlers, people who speak in tongues, etc...
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28-12-2015, 08:26 PM
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28-12-2015, 08:27 PM
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(28-12-2015 06:43 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Sigh. Unbelievable. An idiot woman thinks god gave her authority over the winds. She claims she made the tornado go away from her home.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/texas-c...the-winds/

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...en-people/

The woman's name is Sabrina Lowe, so apparently stupidity has a name.

"We actually went outside and started commanding the winds because God had given us authority over the winds — the airways. And we just began to command this storm not to hit our area. We — we spoke to the storm and said, go to unpopulated places. It did exactly what we said to do because God gave us the authority to do that."

Except the unpopulated areas were populated and it killed 8 people. I'll bet they're thanking her. Sabrina Lowe is a stupid fucking religious cunt.

Why not just make the tornado go back up into the clouds if you were really given authority over the storm? Never thought of that did you, you numb neck.

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28-12-2015, 09:25 PM
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28-12-2015, 09:29 PM
RE: Woman redirects tornado with prayer....kills neighbors instead
(28-12-2015 06:43 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Sigh. Unbelievable. An idiot woman thinks god gave her authority over the winds. She claims she made the tornado go away from her home.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/texas-c...the-winds/

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...en-people/

The woman's name is Sabrina Lowe, so apparently stupidity has a name.

"We actually went outside and started commanding the winds because God had given us authority over the winds — the airways. And we just began to command this storm not to hit our area. We — we spoke to the storm and said, go to unpopulated places. It did exactly what we said to do because God gave us the authority to do that."

Except the unpopulated areas were populated and it killed 8 people. I'll bet they're thanking her. Sabrina Lowe is a stupid fucking religious cunt.


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28-12-2015, 09:31 PM (This post was last modified: 29-12-2015 06:28 AM by Anjele.)
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That bitch damn near sent the tornado to my house. Censored

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28-12-2015, 11:13 PM
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(28-12-2015 09:31 PM)Anjele Wrote:  That bitch damn near sent the tornado to my house. Censored

I thought about your post in the weather thread when I read the article and thought it might be pretty close to where you live.

This woman is a total idiot. She probably thinks she did some wonderful thing with her prayer shit.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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