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05-05-2015, 08:20 PM
Woman sues all homosexuals
It's worth a read (for a laugh). Scroll down so you don't have to read handwritten stuff.

It starts with:

Quote:Ambassador: I Sylvia Ann Driskell ambassador for Plaintiffs do set forth on this 30 day of 2015 in writing this Petition to the United State District Court of Omaha, Omaha, Nebraska On behalf of the Plintiffs: God, and His, Son, Jesus Christ.


http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...mosexuals/

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05-05-2015, 08:27 PM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
Under Defendants she writes: "Their given name homosexuals, their alias Gay"

So ridiculous!

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05-05-2015, 08:30 PM
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Every homosexual in the country should file counter suits.
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05-05-2015, 08:32 PM
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....... I laughed thats pretty bad. Now I was glancing to see if anyone messaged me and saw this. This is bad. I'll change their heart by suing them yes yes I am very far off from about 50 scriptures, or the whole book. Now I see why you guys are so lost, if I hung out with people like that I would likely be a denier. This is close to blasphemy. Its times like this when I thought there where problems in my life that lightens my day, thank God I am not him.
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05-05-2015, 08:43 PM
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(05-05-2015 08:32 PM)Greenest Desert Wrote:  ....... I laughed thats pretty bad. Now I was glancing to see if anyone messaged me and saw this. This is bad. I'll change their heart by suing them yes yes I am very far off from about 50 scriptures, or the whole book. Now I see why you guys are so lost, if I hung out with people like that I would likely be a denier. This is close to blasphemy. Its times like this when I thought there where problems in my life that lightens my day, thank God I am not him.

Goddamn, your spelling and grammar are worse than hers. What are you even saying?

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05-05-2015, 08:48 PM
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(05-05-2015 08:32 PM)Greenest Desert Wrote:  ....... I laughed thats pretty bad. Now I was glancing to see if anyone messaged me and saw this. This is bad. I'll change their heart by suing them yes yes I am very far off from about 50 scriptures, or the whole book. Now I see why you guys are so lost, if I hung out with people like that I would likely be a denier. This is close to blasphemy. Its times like this when I thought there where problems in my life that lightens my day, thank God I am not him.

Was that babble directed at me? I can't tell.
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05-05-2015, 08:59 PM
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Can I be a juror? Consider

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05-05-2015, 09:00 PM
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Will God have to swear on his own Bible?

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05-05-2015, 09:11 PM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2015 02:43 AM by CleverUsername.)
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
Wait, so you can sue people on behalf of things you have no proof even exist? Seriously?

Also, love this;

Quote:The Homosexuals say that its not a sin to be a homosexual, An they have the right to marry, to be parents, And God doesn’t care that their homosexuals, because He loves them.

No mention of the possibility they just don't give a crap what her imaginary friend says.

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05-05-2015, 09:11 PM
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(05-05-2015 08:32 PM)Greenest Desert Wrote:  ....... I laughed thats pretty bad. Now I was glancing to see if anyone messaged me and saw this. This is bad. I'll change their heart by suing them yes yes I am very far off from about 50 scriptures, or the whole book. Now I see why you guys are so lost, if I hung out with people like that I would likely be a denier. This is close to blasphemy. Its times like this when I thought there where problems in my life that lightens my day, thank God I am not him.

I think he was mentioned in the lawsuit because his word salad didn't get tossed today.

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