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06-05-2015, 10:35 AM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
I'd like to sue all people who have the letter E in their user handle online. Because E's are ugly and offensive.
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06-05-2015, 11:40 AM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
Yet another barely literate, sky clapping inbred using religion as a mask for their own bigotry... Rolleyes

Are Bible passages even admissible as evidence in court?

Or would her argument go along these lines:





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06-05-2015, 11:47 AM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
Jesus loves me!
He loves me a bunch,
Cause he always puts Skippy
In my lunch!
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06-05-2015, 11:59 AM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
It's little wonder aliens won't bother with us, there's really no intelligent life here.

Sure we have collective glimmers...

But overwhelmingly it's filled with all kinds of stupid.

I imagine as they roll through our galaxy (on their way to somewhere else) engage their shields (which is the equivalent to rolling up one's windows in a dodgy neighborhood) and try to pass through quickly.

I'm sure they've developed alternate routes that bypass us completely.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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06-05-2015, 01:13 PM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
(06-05-2015 10:35 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  I'd like to sue all people who have the letter E in their user handle online. Because E's are ugly and offensive.
Damn E-lovers.
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06-05-2015, 01:20 PM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
Nothing says almighty omnipotence quite like needing to file a lawsuit on behalf of your god.
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06-05-2015, 02:51 PM
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(06-05-2015 01:20 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Nothing says almighty omnipotence quite like needing to file a lawsuit on behalf of your god.

Except, perhaps, needing to use this person to do it.
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06-05-2015, 03:18 PM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
(05-05-2015 08:20 PM)Dom Wrote:  It's worth a read (for a laugh). Scroll down so you don't have to read handwritten stuff.

It starts with:

Quote:Ambassador: I Sylvia Ann Driskell ambassador for Plaintiffs do set forth on this 30 day of 2015 in writing this Petition to the United State District Court of Omaha, Omaha, Nebraska On behalf of the Plintiffs: God, and His, Son, Jesus Christ.


http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...mosexuals/

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06-05-2015, 04:23 PM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2015 04:30 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
I'm pretty sure she's one of our resident theists. The style, the grammar and spelling, the vapid content seem very familiar. Consider

#sigh
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06-05-2015, 04:39 PM
RE: Woman sues all homosexuals
(06-05-2015 11:59 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's little wonder aliens won't bother with us, there's really no intelligent life here.

Sure we have collective glimmers...

But overwhelmingly it's filled with all kinds of stupid.

I imagine as they roll through our galaxy (on their way to somewhere else) engage their shields (which is the equivalent to rolling up one's windows in a dodgy neighborhood) and try to pass through quickly.

I'm sure they've developed alternate routes that bypass us completely.

The only thing they liked was the Prime Directive on Star Trek......

They immediately said to themselves -- "Great idea --- let's get the hell outta here and not interfere"....

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