Poll: conservapedia is ....
...absolutely correct. I may be a man, but I am really an obese atheist lesbian at heart.
... chuck full of nuts and turds.
... the absolute truth, praise god for Conservapedia!
... as queer as a bottle of chips.
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08-04-2012, 06:26 AM
Women: Beautiful=Christian / Obese=atheist lesbian.
http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page (scroll down some)

The ladies still dislike evolution and atheism, but they love the Question evolution! campaign. [24]
Evolutionists, why do so many American beauty contestants dislike evolution/atheism and so many overweight, liberal lesbians love evolution/atheism?[25] See: Lesbianism and obesity and Evolution and liberalism and Atheism and obesity

Could it be that obese lesbians insufficiently appreciate the argument from beauty?

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08-04-2012, 06:39 AM
RE: Women: Beautiful=Christian / Obese=atheist lesbian.
Jehoshaphat !

^^ My spell checker is Christian apparently.

Where the fuck do these people come from - it's gotta be a troll site, no way could even a hardcore nutjob read that shit and not think "these people are trolling".
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08-04-2012, 07:38 AM
RE: Women: Beautiful=Christian / Obese=atheist lesbian.
(08-04-2012 06:39 AM)morondog Wrote:  Jehoshaphat !


It's : Jumpin Jehoshphat....dummy.

The farting preacher will no doubt be givin glo-rah in his Eeeastah sermun, 'bout them fat liberal Lebaneese seein' da light.

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08-04-2012, 10:24 AM
RE: Women: Beautiful=Christian / Obese=atheist lesbian.
I'm an obese atheist lesbian trapped in a man's body. I must be a fundie.

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09-04-2012, 03:15 AM
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(08-04-2012 10:24 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I'm an obese atheist lesbian trapped in a man's body. I must be a fundie.
Same here,let's fuck!

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09-04-2012, 05:58 AM
RE: Women: Beautiful=Christian / Obese=atheist lesbian.
Strange. I have never met a bunch of fatter, physically dysfunctional human beings who cant take care of themselves than fundamentalists. As for beauty contestants? All they know is that every man out there wants to fuck them and will put up with whatever painfully stupid blather belches from the hole under their nose to do it. They get theirs when they turn 30 and all their 'friends' are chasing after the next 18 year old and the get put to pasture. Conservapedia is engaging in projectionism, nothing more.

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09-04-2012, 07:44 AM
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(09-04-2012 05:58 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Strange. I have never met a bunch of fatter, physically dysfunctional human beings who cant take care of themselves than fundamentalists. As for beauty contestants? All they know is that every man out there wants to fuck them and will put up with whatever painfully stupid blather belches from the hole under their nose to do it. They get theirs when they turn 30 and all their 'friends' are chasing after the next 18 year old and the get put to pasture. Conservapedia is engaging in projectionism, nothing more.
Have to admit it's a good argument. I mean after all, beauty contestants do all the real science in the world. Those fuckers in lab coats just take the credit.
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10-04-2012, 02:21 AM
RE: Women: Beautiful=Christian / Obese=atheist lesbian.
I've always wondered why a fat lesbian biker with a short haircut shaves her legs and armpits (sometimes mustache).
Can someone explain this to me?
Does she want to feel feminine while being manly?
Gender roles are becoming too complicated.

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10-04-2012, 06:47 AM
RE: Women: Beautiful=Christian / Obese=atheist lesbian.
Besides the fallacy of their argument, maybe they should come to the south and walk through a few churches, most of those buildings probably don't have the proper foundation to support the weight! Tongue

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10-04-2012, 12:40 PM (This post was last modified: 10-04-2012 12:56 PM by Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver.)
RE: Women: Beautiful=Christian / Obese=atheist lesbian.
I wonder how Conservapedia will square this circle?

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