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09-08-2012, 12:19 PM
Woo Poo!
I just had another Woo Poo (also known as a Phantom Poo, but as it's woo and it rhymes...).

You feel it leave your body.

You hear it splash.

You turn around... and it's nowhere to be seen.

Woo Poo!

Is this just a British thing? Are American toilets also designed to allow an aquadynamic flourish, from splash-to-u-bend? Or is it truly woo, abducted by the Faeces Fairies?
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09-08-2012, 12:35 PM
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(09-08-2012 12:19 PM)Red Celt Wrote:  I just had another Woo Poo (also known as a Phantom Poo, but as it's woo and it rhymes...).

You feel it leave your body.

You hear it splash.

You turn around... and it's nowhere to be seen.

Woo Poo!

Is this just a British thing? Are American toilets also designed to allow an aquadynamic flourish, from splash-to-u-bend? Or is it truly woo, abducted by the Faeces Fairies?

I'll go with the Faeces Fairies theory.Consider

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09-08-2012, 12:47 PM
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First I was like
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But then I was
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09-08-2012, 12:48 PM
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(09-08-2012 12:19 PM)Red Celt Wrote:  I just had another Woo Poo (also known as a Phantom Poo, but as it's woo and it rhymes...).

You feel it leave your body.

You hear it splash.

You turn around... and it's nowhere to be seen.

Woo Poo!

Is this just a British thing? Are American toilets also designed to allow an aquadynamic flourish, from splash-to-u-bend? Or is it truly woo, abducted by the Faeces Fairies?
I had the same encounter in the shower with my girl friend.. soap

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09-08-2012, 12:50 PM
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You have no idea what you have just unleashed.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Poo Report.

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09-08-2012, 12:59 PM
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(09-08-2012 12:50 PM)kim Wrote:  You have no idea what you have just unleashed.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Poo Report.

I certainly hope you had that link because you are a Google queen and quickly found it.

If you already had that link .... No, I don't want to think about it.Sadcryface

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09-08-2012, 01:02 PM
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Poo is important
it gives you lots of interesting information about your health.

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09-08-2012, 01:05 PM
Woo Poo!
(09-08-2012 12:59 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(09-08-2012 12:50 PM)kim Wrote:  You have no idea what you have just unleashed.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Poo Report.

I certainly hope you had that link because you are a Google queen and quickly found it.

If you already had that link .... No, I don't want to think about it.Sadcryface

But does that make Kimmies more or less attractive to you?


Oh, and in case no one else has said it yet, this thread stinks. It's just a load of bullshit!

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09-08-2012, 01:19 PM
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(09-08-2012 12:48 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  
(09-08-2012 12:19 PM)Red Celt Wrote:  I just had another Woo Poo (also known as a Phantom Poo, but as it's woo and it rhymes...).

You feel it leave your body.

You hear it splash.

You turn around... and it's nowhere to be seen.

Woo Poo!

Is this just a British thing? Are American toilets also designed to allow an aquadynamic flourish, from splash-to-u-bend? Or is it truly woo, abducted by the Faeces Fairies?
I had the same encounter in the shower with my girl friend.. soap

Brb masturbation in the shower time!

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09-08-2012, 02:31 PM
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(09-08-2012 01:05 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(09-08-2012 12:59 PM)Chas Wrote:  I certainly hope you had that link because you are a Google queen and quickly found it.

If you already had that link .... No, I don't want to think about it.Sadcryface

But does that make Kimmies more or less attractive to you?


Oh, and in case no one else has said it yet, this thread stinks. It's just a load of bullshit!

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