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17-03-2015, 06:16 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
(17-03-2015 05:35 PM)TheBear Wrote:  
(17-03-2015 04:13 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Well folks after three decades of a rather turbulent marriage my wife is opting for divorce. she has found a much younger man, a student in fact, and they are co-habiting. Attempts to have me institutionalized have failed however. I am not insane , no way!They won't be getting their grubby little paws on the Woof Estate!

Actually when I asked Verona to help me fight the evil Earmuffs she was quite hesitant. Little did I know that even then, she was being screwed by one of her students. As it turned out she was enraged over claims by K.C., and a few others that she in fact was non existent. This made her even more vicious. She would gloat over the most sordid aspect of her sexual exploits as I struggled an ever engulfing misty grey depression. Ah well I can see now it is all for the best and at least I still have some friends in TTA.

As I enter a new phase I look forward to further philosophical studies, another book, and who knows perhaps another marriage..........

Sorry to hear that, Woof.

Thanks Bear. Know any really open forums I might join?
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17-03-2015, 06:19 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
(17-03-2015 06:16 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  
(17-03-2015 05:35 PM)TheBear Wrote:  Sorry to hear that, Woof.

Thanks Bear. Know any really open forums I might join?

Maybe Ego®'s got s new one. Consider

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17-03-2015, 06:53 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
(17-03-2015 04:37 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  
(17-03-2015 04:29 PM)Dom Wrote:  It would be odd if after all these years together there wasn't at least a physical feeling of loss....

Sure! As I said the marriage had been rocky.
I am very much a pragmatist.

And gay.
Could be a good opportunity to get some of that d you've been repressing lustful feelings for all these years.

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17-03-2015, 06:58 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
(17-03-2015 06:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(17-03-2015 04:37 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Sure! As I said the marriage had been rocky.
I am very much a pragmatist.

And gay.
Could be a good opportunity to get some of that d you've been repressing lustful feelings for all these years.

Sounds like you are looking for a date.
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17-03-2015, 06:59 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
(17-03-2015 06:58 PM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  
(17-03-2015 06:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  And gay.
Could be a good opportunity to get some of that d you've been repressing lustful feelings for all these years.

Sounds like you are looking for a date.

Get out.

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17-03-2015, 07:01 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
(17-03-2015 06:58 PM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  
(17-03-2015 06:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  And gay.
Could be a good opportunity to get some of that d you've been repressing lustful feelings for all these years.

Sounds like you are looking for a date.
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17-03-2015, 07:03 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
2 things come to mind.

1. My Gram married the 2nd time at age 76. And she was still dancing for many years after. She must have listened to Tom Petty "never slow down, never grow old"

2. Make Taylor Swift's song " Shake It Off" your new mantra....it will do ya good to listen to some yougster music now and then.


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17-03-2015, 07:15 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
(17-03-2015 07:03 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  2 things come to mind.

1. My Gram married the 2nd time at age 76. And she was still dancing for many years after. She must have listened to Tom Petty "never slow down, never grow old"

2. Make Taylor Swift's song " Shake It Off" your new mantra....it will do ya good to listen to some yougster music now and then.

Thanks! Love Shake it Off!
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17-03-2015, 07:35 PM
RE: Woof's divorce.
Sorry to hear about your impending divorce. Hope it all turns out for the best.
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