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10-02-2016, 09:43 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
(10-02-2016 09:01 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Nothing says "omnipresent god" quite like needing to spread the word via door-to-door salesmen.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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12-02-2016, 07:59 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
This is from someone else's kid on a different forum:

"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"


God, it sounds like something out of Lovecraft.
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14-02-2016, 11:07 AM
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(14-02-2016 10:40 AM)cactus Wrote:  ...
Fuck the Boy Scouts organization and its shitty popcorn. I'll make my own damn popcorn Popcorn

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14-02-2016, 05:06 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(12-02-2016 07:59 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  This is from someone else's kid on a different forum:

"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"


God, it sounds like something out of Lovecraft.

Ever think there's a small albino child living down the vent and it actually called to the 5 year old to drop him down some toys to play with?
Did ya? Noooo because noone ever thinks of the poor albino's trapped in our walls.

#forgottenpeople.

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15-02-2016, 10:32 PM
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Tarty: blah blah free icecream blah blah Jews blah

Nurse: Oh my god they'll circumcise you a second time!

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Nurse: blah blah relationship drama blah blah

Tarty: Douche loofah


Thanks, Tarty. I needed that Heart Laugh out load

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16-02-2016, 12:04 AM
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(15-02-2016 10:32 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Tarty: blah blah free icecream blah blah Jews blah

Nurse: Oh my god they'll circumcise you a second time!

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Nurse: blah blah relationship drama blah blah

Tarty: Douche loofah


Thanks, Tarty. I needed that Heart Laugh out load

Yeah.... Jews giving away ice cream in the dead of winter (when it's being practically given away for free, or at least heavily discount). Typical Jews, finding the cheapest treats available to lure in the lost members of the tribe.

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22-02-2016, 07:28 PM
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(22-02-2016 05:53 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Irony (noun): A semi-literate home-schooled drooler using integrated microcircuits, lasers, fiber-optics, semiconductors, superconductors and a fleet of earth-orbitting satellites to share the opinion that modern physics has brought us nothing.

That is so awesome Bowing

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22-02-2016, 08:25 PM
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(22-02-2016 07:28 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(22-02-2016 05:53 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Irony (noun): A semi-literate home-schooled drooler using integrated microcircuits, lasers, fiber-optics, semiconductors, superconductors and a fleet of earth-orbitting satellites to share the opinion that modern physics has brought us nothing.

That is so awesome Bowing

I liked it there, and I'm liking it here. That is too funny! And completely apropos! Also, DON'T dis my physics. Angry
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22-02-2016, 09:37 PM
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"fanny flaps"

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22-02-2016, 10:01 PM
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(22-02-2016 09:37 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  "fanny flaps"

Which one's Fanny?

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