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19-03-2016, 08:51 PM
RE: Words I want to remember
(19-03-2016 10:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Lemmings all going off a cliff at the same time doesn't make the drop any shorter................

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23-03-2016, 10:15 AM
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This is from Cracked, but god damn, if I couldn't stop laughing after this line:

"George R.R. Martin writes with less sexual appeal than Ted Cruz opening his robe and asking a swarm of tarantulas if they are moist."
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23-03-2016, 10:53 AM
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(23-03-2016 10:15 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  This is from Cracked, but god damn, if I couldn't stop laughing after this line:

"George R.R. Martin writes with less sexual appeal than Ted Cruz opening his robe and asking a swarm of tarantulas if they are moist."

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03-04-2016, 01:41 PM
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I love the word ineffable, just because of Douglas Adams:

"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."

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03-04-2016, 01:46 PM
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Distracted
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09-04-2016, 07:37 AM
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Alice (4 years old): "And there was Batman and Wonder Woman and Green Lantern and, uh... the fish guy..."

Me: "Aquaman?"

Alice: "Yeah, Aquaman and Superman!"

That's some pretty good unintentional commentary, there.
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10-04-2016, 11:43 AM
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Grandma: "...Or it can be diagonal."

Alice: "What's diga-anal?"
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10-04-2016, 10:20 PM
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(10-04-2016 10:16 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  As much as I hate to admit it, earmuffs is right.

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10-04-2016, 10:34 PM (This post was last modified: 10-04-2016 11:39 PM by EvolutionKills.)
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(10-04-2016 10:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(10-04-2016 10:16 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  As much as I hate to admit it, earmuffs is right.

Rarely, and within very specific context. Tongue

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12-04-2016, 06:46 PM
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(10-04-2016 09:19 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'm a gay asexual but I've seen more lady tunnel than most gigolos.

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