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05-07-2017, 08:07 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
(21-06-2017 07:23 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(21-06-2017 06:00 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  I got slapped by the fat stripper and ALSO by a random girl in a bar, I must have one of those faces lol.

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How have I only just seen this lol. You're welcome for the laugh. My poor face disagrees that it's funny though Laugh out load

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05-07-2017, 08:08 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
(05-07-2017 08:07 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(21-06-2017 07:23 PM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: giphy.gif]
How have I only just seen this lol. You're welcome for the laugh. My poor face disagrees that it's funny though Laugh out load

I so want that quote as my signature Big Grin But I am sorry about your face Tongue

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05-07-2017, 08:11 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
Man, if that's not the end to a good story, I don't know what is. It's 100% one of the ones where you walk up to a group at a bar and just catch the end part:

*Jenny walks up to the bar*
"...I got slapped by the fat stripper and ALSO by a random girl in a bar, I must have one of those faces, oh hi Jenny!"

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05-07-2017, 08:14 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
(05-07-2017 08:11 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  Man, if that's not the end to a good story, I don't know what is. It's 100% one of the ones where you walk up to a group at a bar and just catch the end part:

*Jenny walks up to the bar*
"...I got slapped by the fat stripper and ALSO by a random girl in a bar, I must have one of those faces, oh hi Jenny!"

I would laugh so hard if that was the only part of the conversation I overheard 'cause really I don't need to know anything else because that line itself is pure awesome sauce Tongue

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05-07-2017, 08:16 AM
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So can I use the quote about you getting slapped by a fat stripper as my signature? Wink

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05-07-2017, 08:17 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
(05-07-2017 08:16 AM)jennybee Wrote:  So can I use the quote about you getting slapped by a fat stripper as my signature? Wink

If you must Laugh out load

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05-07-2017, 08:21 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
(05-07-2017 08:17 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(05-07-2017 08:16 AM)jennybee Wrote:  So can I use the quote about you getting slapped by a fat stripper as my signature? Wink

If you must Laugh out load

Done Drinking Beverage Tongue

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05-07-2017, 08:26 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
(05-07-2017 08:21 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-07-2017 08:17 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  If you must Laugh out load

Done Drinking Beverage Tongue

A-MAZE-ING Laugh out load

I'm now immortalized in Internet History, Thank you Jenny Laugh out load

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05-07-2017, 08:30 AM
RE: Words I want to remember
(05-07-2017 08:26 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(05-07-2017 08:21 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Done Drinking Beverage Tongue

A-MAZE-ING Laugh out load

I'm now immortalized in Internet History, Thank you Jenny Laugh out load

I just wish I could have been there to see it. I would've pissed myself laughing at you Laugh out load

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05-07-2017, 08:35 AM (This post was last modified: 05-07-2017 08:39 AM by OakTree500.)
RE: Words I want to remember
(05-07-2017 08:30 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-07-2017 08:26 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  A-MAZE-ING Laugh out load

I'm now immortalized in Internet History, Thank you Jenny Laugh out load

I just wish I could have been there to see it. I would've pissed myself laughing at you Laugh out load
The Fat Stripper Slap occurred in front of the rest of the stag party, most of which had been lightly spanked by her or made to motor boat her giant boobs for comedic effect. When she came over to me I stood there, smiling, awaiting my turn at humiliation. *BOSH* Blink goes my face and "OOOOOHHH" Gasp went everybody else Laugh out load

The second one, was a girl chatting to the stag, who was in a dress [because stag party] and I came over all like "wooo, look at the stag dressed as a girl" and like *honked* his man boob. The girl just outright went *BOSH* again and said "you leave his boobs alone you", I think assuming I was a random person groping men in a night club Laugh out load

All in all, wouldn't recommend it, but I have funny stories to tell Big Grin

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