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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
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(18-07-2013 01:28 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(18-07-2013 12:51 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Ferdinand concisely capturing FuzzyMedia and his experience here. Big Grin

But killing him was ethically correct.

Heart... Breaking... In half... Weeping
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(24-07-2013 12:53 AM)nach_in Wrote:  Nothing can stop the porn, that's a law of nature...
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(27-07-2013 06:55 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Da fuq was that shit? These fucking "free market" evangelists worshiping at the feet of Ayn Rand and Adam Smith are every bit as delusional as the Christians kissing the feet of Baby Jeebus. My guess is that the majority of them don't earn dick and are looking at the "free market" as their ticket outta the shit they're in. Like a turkey drowning in the rain.

This brought a tear to my eye. Just perfect.
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Word to mah nigga TheWord who got owned word by word by ridethespiral. nigga.
(30-07-2013 08:33 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Hey woooord! You never did give me your address and I had to mail that box of poopfossils to someone else.

Well if this ain't one hell of an inflammatory post...

I can only assume that you are talking about sex because I can't think of any other conceivable way in which my liberal moral sense would ever be eclipsed by the efforts of the conservative austerity state.

When are you fundees gonna understand that what two consensual adults do in their bedroom is their business?

I'll tell you what, since I sent your other package to someone else maybe I could make you a sexual freedom starter kit?!

So just give me your address this time and I will stuff a box with everything you would ever need to explore your sexuality! I was thinking maybe something like:

8 x extra small condoms (I just assume since you are here stirring up trouble that it's probably on the smaller shame in that though)
1 x assorted stack of pornography (don't worry I'll make sure to get you a good variety cause I know you are probably a closeted homosexual who feels the need to take out that repression on us terrible Atheists)
1 x big black dildo (in case you get tired of the usual verbal butt hurt)
1 x pair of handcuffs (in case your body wants to join your mind in bondage)
2 x nipple clamps (to use while you watch 'The Passion' on loop)

...Or maybe it will just wind up being another poop but don't worry either way it will come discreetly packaged!

No, I'm not using that stupid quote from Ferdy, it sucks.
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(03-08-2013 11:19 AM)unsapien Wrote:  
(31-07-2013 03:23 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  TTA is small enough to be heard, big enough to be active and loose enough to be interesting.

Like a satisfying bowel movement after a particularly overindulgent meal.

Of course something about bowel movements would stick out to me.
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"God" exists as a fundamental unit of communication. A self-aware entity, separate from self, creating shit? There's no reason to think the universe works like that, and every reason to think that it doesn't. Even hidden in the complexities of the Abrahamics, the name of god is "I AM."
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(07-08-2013 04:55 PM)Luminon Wrote:  Today was a good day. ...
Smartass Meanwhile most politicians should be arrested and the way into politics should clear up.

Lumi has a great way of tacking on the truth to most anything. Shy
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Remember these words next time you contemplate messing with Ferdy:

Ferdinand Wrote:Let it settle in his wounds like salt.
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(17-08-2013 06:20 PM)nach_in Wrote:  There's only one god and its name is death... And we only say one thing to death: Not Today Evil_monster
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