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19-12-2015, 08:16 PM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
(19-12-2015 06:22 PM)Chas Wrote:  Worst gift received:
A green velour jumpsuit from my father and his 2nd wife. Never wore it.
(This was in the early 70's when jump suits were the mod thing.)
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Worst gift given:
Something I gave my (now ex-) wife that went over like a lead balloon. It was so bad that I've blocked the memory of what it actually was. Weeping

Look on the bright side. It could have been worse. It could have been a Sonny Bono fur vest.

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19-12-2015, 08:29 PM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
(19-12-2015 06:37 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(19-12-2015 01:18 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  An ugly purple necklace.

He should have gave you a pearl necklace.

I always wanted one. Blush


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19-12-2015, 08:34 PM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
On our wedding anniversary I gave my wife a birthday card. Ouch!

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19-12-2015, 08:36 PM
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(19-12-2015 08:34 PM)OhDannyBoy Wrote:  On our wedding anniversary I gave my wife a birthday card. Ouch!

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Could have been worse, could have written the wrong name on it.

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19-12-2015, 08:39 PM
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(19-12-2015 08:34 PM)OhDannyBoy Wrote:  On our wedding anniversary I gave my wife a birthday card. Ouch!

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One year a got a birthday card from my mother that said on the front...Happy Birthday to a Dear Granddaughter.

I have a feeling rum and pharmaceuticals were involved during the selection process. Facepalm

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19-12-2015, 08:43 PM
Worst Gift Ever?
(19-12-2015 08:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(19-12-2015 06:37 PM)KUSA Wrote:  He should have gave you a pearl necklace.

I always wanted one. Blush

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19-12-2015, 08:44 PM
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(19-12-2015 08:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(19-12-2015 06:37 PM)KUSA Wrote:  He should have gave you a pearl necklace.

I always wanted one. Blush

Ummmmm............

Hmmmmmmm..........

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19-12-2015, 09:15 PM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
When I used to play the organ for church stuff, the clergy would usually leave something on the organ bench ... usually something stupid, like a rosary.
They weren't even the "glow in the dark" ones. THOSE I would have kept. Tongue
I'm sure I ''re-gifted" them.

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19-12-2015, 11:14 PM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
(19-12-2015 09:15 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  When I used to play the organ for church stuff, the clergy would usually leave something on the organ bench ... usually something stupid, like a rosary.
They weren't even the "glow in the dark" ones. THOSE I would have kept. Tongue
I'm sure I ''re-gifted" them.

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20-12-2015, 12:56 AM
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My parents got me all sorts of science crap as christmas gifts when I was a kid. I got a rock polisher I never used, a telescope that never got put together, and a 2 microscopes (these I actually thought were slightly cool, but still only used them like 5 times).

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