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20-12-2015, 01:07 AM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
(19-12-2015 08:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(19-12-2015 06:37 PM)KUSA Wrote:  He should have gave you a pearl necklace.

I always wanted one. Blush
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20-12-2015, 04:19 AM
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underwear.


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20-12-2015, 04:36 AM
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It could have been worse.......

At least what she gave me cleared up with a shot of tetracycline.......


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20-12-2015, 04:56 AM
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I've never really been into presents. At least for special occasions. I never celebrated xmas, except when a very small child. Have had presents mainly from students. Yesterday one gave me a huge box of chocolates. I am trying to lose weight. But my dad will like them as he has a sweet tooth.

The best present I ever got was from my mum for my 21st. A lovely 20" ride cymbal. Sadly it was later stolen. But I used it on hundreds of gigs before that. Smile

My nephew's mum received a tool box from her, now, ex husband. She cried.

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20-12-2015, 02:43 PM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
I don't think I've ever gotten a super terrible gift! Just some I never use!

My dad's dad's first name was Woodrow. My dad's is Woody! I'm Woodrow. So I guess Mahmaw Mack saw some Woody dolls from Toy Story, and thought 2 grown ass men would like 'em! Laugh out load
One of my Aunts gave me hair trimmers for like 6 years running! Blink At one point I had like 3 in reserve, still in their boxes, with the pair I'd opened to use!
My cool Cousin game me this little carousel of 8 bottles of juices/fluids to mix into alcohol... years later it's till sitting on one of my dressers untouched! I don't need no mixers! Rolleyes

Worst given?
In return for getting me the Woody doll, I gave grandmother a bottle of whiskey one christmas!
The joke was on me! Undecided Grandmaw could DRANK, I tellz ya! Shocking

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20-12-2015, 02:50 PM
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(19-12-2015 02:33 PM)julep Wrote:  
(19-12-2015 01:22 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Well this year might be the best yet. Facepalm

Hubby called and asked my shoe size. Nothing good will come of that.

"shudder"

Guilty, the probably least appreciated gift i have given was at the start of a new relationship I gave the lady 4 inch heels before knowing that she never wore heels!
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20-12-2015, 04:27 PM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
(20-12-2015 02:43 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I don't think I've ever gotten a super terrible gift! Just some I never use!

My dad's dad's first name was Woodrow. My dad's is Woody! I'm Woodrow. So I guess Mahmaw Mack saw some Woody dolls from Toy Story, and thought 2 grown ass men would like 'em! Laugh out load
One of my Aunts gave me hair trimmers for like 6 years running! Blink At one point I had like 3 in reserve, still in their boxes, with the pair I'd opened to use!
My cool Cousin game me this little carousel of 8 bottles of juices/fluids to mix into alcohol... years later it's till sitting on one of my dressers untouched! I don't need no mixers! Rolleyes

Worst given?
In return for getting me the Woody doll, I gave grandmother a bottle of whiskey one christmas!
The joke was on me! Undecided Grandmaw could DRANK, I tellz ya! Shocking

I can't picture your name being anything but Guley Wink

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20-12-2015, 04:57 PM
RE: Worst Gift Ever?
(20-12-2015 04:27 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(20-12-2015 02:43 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I don't think I've ever gotten a super terrible gift! Just some I never use!

My dad's dad's first name was Woodrow. My dad's is Woody! I'm Woodrow. So I guess Mahmaw Mack saw some Woody dolls from Toy Story, and thought 2 grown ass men would like 'em! Laugh out load
One of my Aunts gave me hair trimmers for like 6 years running! Blink At one point I had like 3 in reserve, still in their boxes, with the pair I'd opened to use!
My cool Cousin game me this little carousel of 8 bottles of juices/fluids to mix into alcohol... years later it's till sitting on one of my dressers untouched! I don't need no mixers! Rolleyes

Worst given?
In return for getting me the Woody doll, I gave grandmother a bottle of whiskey one christmas!
The joke was on me! Undecided Grandmaw could DRANK, I tellz ya! Shocking

I can't picture your name being anything but Guley Wink

I could always have it legally changed! Tongue

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21-12-2015, 11:43 AM
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Back in the early 80's I dressed totally in black. I even smoked Black Russian cigarettes. My mother wasn't impressed and would give me different coloured shirts as Christmas gifts. I would wear the shirt on Christmas day at dinner but would relegate it to the bottom of the wardrobe as soon as I got home.

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21-12-2015, 12:01 PM
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My ex sponsored a child for me.

"Thanks, dear. Another monthly bill. Just what I always wanted..." Dodgy

And the kid ended up dropping out of school so she could work in the field anyway. Facepalm

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