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04-09-2015, 08:04 PM (This post was last modified: 05-09-2015 10:14 AM by jennybee.)
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(04-09-2015 08:00 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(04-09-2015 07:28 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Sure glad I had chicken for supper tonight. Sadcryface

Not KFC, but still...Confused

For dinner, tonight, I had some green beans! And whole corn! Shy
and a singular chicken leg Blush

Yum! Now you are speaking my (vegan) language Big Grin

minus the chicken leg

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04-09-2015, 08:24 PM (This post was last modified: 04-09-2015 08:29 PM by Escape Artist.)
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(04-09-2015 06:16 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(04-09-2015 05:58 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  And then, my friends, I came to the place of my current and longstanding employment. The wonderful world of life insurance. Hobo Will have been here for 10 years come next August.

My uncle and cousin have done very well with their own life insurance underwriter's business. Are you an underwriter? My grandfather and brother were both actuaries. Insurance business been berry berry good to us. Big Grin

Nah, not an underwriter. I process new applications that come in. But we do work pretty closely with underwriting. Big Grin

Speaking of actuaries, I got an actuarial joke for you... How do you tell an introverted actuary from an extroverted one?

An introverted actuary stares at his own feet during a conversation, while an extroverted one stares at the other person's feet. Tongue

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04-09-2015, 08:54 PM
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(04-09-2015 08:24 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  
(04-09-2015 06:16 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  My uncle and cousin have done very well with their own life insurance underwriter's business. Are you an underwriter? My grandfather and brother were both actuaries. Insurance business been berry berry good to us. Big Grin

Nah, not an underwriter. I process new applications that come in. But we do work pretty closely with underwriting. Big Grin

Speaking of actuaries, I got an actuarial joke for you... How do you tell an introverted actuary from an extroverted one?

An introverted actuary stares at his own feet during a conversation, while an extroverted one stares at the other person's feet. Tongue

My brother was Executive Vice President of Actuaries for MetLife Pacific in Tokyo. He said the difference between US and Japan actuaries is that he worked from first principles and they worked from rote memory. He looked in their eye and they looked at his feet.

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05-09-2015, 01:52 PM
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(04-09-2015 08:04 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(04-09-2015 08:00 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  For dinner, tonight, I had some green beans! And whole corn! Shy
and a singular chicken leg Blush

Yum! Now you are speaking my (vegan) language Big Grin

minus the chicken leg

Don't you know chicken is a vegetable? I mean, they run around and go 'cluck' and so forth, but they're dumb as fuck... Eating them is a mercy.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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05-09-2015, 01:53 PM
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(05-09-2015 01:52 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(04-09-2015 08:04 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Yum! Now you are speaking my (vegan) language Big Grin

minus the chicken leg

Don't you know chicken is a vegetable? I mean, they run around and go 'cluck' and so forth, but they're dumb as fuck... Eating them is a mercy.

Hobo

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05-09-2015, 01:57 PM
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(05-09-2015 01:53 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-09-2015 01:52 PM)morondog Wrote:  Don't you know chicken is a vegetable? I mean, they run around and go 'cluck' and so forth, but they're dumb as fuck... Eating them is a mercy.

Hobo

Tongue Just pullin' your drumstick Big Grin

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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05-09-2015, 01:59 PM
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(05-09-2015 01:57 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(05-09-2015 01:53 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Hobo

Tongue Just pullin' your drumstick Big Grin

Yeah, well cluck you Tongue Laugh out load

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05-09-2015, 02:08 PM
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(05-09-2015 01:59 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-09-2015 01:57 PM)morondog Wrote:  Tongue Just pullin' your drumstick Big Grin

Yeah, well cluck you Tongue Laugh out load

I always get clucked over... This is the clucking limit. Clucked if I'm gonna put up with this no morez Weeping

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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05-09-2015, 02:10 PM
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(05-09-2015 01:52 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(04-09-2015 08:04 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Yum! Now you are speaking my (vegan) language Big Grin

minus the chicken leg

Don't you know chicken is a vegetable? I mean, they run around and go 'cluck' and so forth, but they're dumb as fuck... Eating them is a mercy.

Quote:dumb as fuck

Yup. Chickens are so dumb.....How dumb are they? Mike the Chicken, back in the 1940's, survived 2 years without a head.



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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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05-09-2015, 02:15 PM
RE: Worst Job Ever?
(05-09-2015 02:10 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
Quote:dumb as fuck

Yup. Chickens are so dumb.....How dumb are they? Mike the Chicken, back in the 1940's, survived 2 years without a head.

Are you agreeing with me or disputing...? I canna tell if it's sarcasm unless you tell me. Too dumb Tongue

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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