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08-02-2017, 08:16 AM
RE: Worst Songs to Have Sex To
Theme tune to the film Philadelphia, anything by Amy Grant, ave Maria. All academic really I don't do it anymore its overrated messy and smelly.
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08-02-2017, 08:22 AM
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(08-02-2017 08:16 AM)adey67 Wrote:  All academic really I don't do it anymore its overrated messy and smelly.

How romantic Laugh out load




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08-02-2017, 11:20 AM (This post was last modified: 08-02-2017 11:25 AM by SYZ.)
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Coincidentally, this song was released in the same year I last had sex..... July 2000 LOL.

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08-02-2017, 12:22 PM
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08-02-2017, 12:28 PM
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Sex is dirty smelly and evil, stop doing it folks, be decent and fap off instead. Smile
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08-02-2017, 12:39 PM (This post was last modified: 08-02-2017 12:42 PM by dancefortwo.)
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Wow, there sure are a lot of bad songs to have sex to. I didn't know there were so many.

Geez, my head, my head! I need the antidote to all these songs or I'll never want sex ever again. Where's my Bolero album. Bring on Donna Summers, Love to Love You Baby. Hobo

Edit to add this antidote:






That's much better, thanks. Angel

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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-02-2017, 01:04 PM
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(08-02-2017 12:28 PM)adey67 Wrote:  Sex is dirty smelly and evil, stop doing it folks, be decent and fap off instead. Smile

That can be messy too Tongue

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08-02-2017, 01:25 PM
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08-02-2017, 01:39 PM
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(08-02-2017 12:28 PM)adey67 Wrote:  Sex is dirty smelly and evil, stop doing it folks, be decent and fap off instead. Smile

If that's the case then I'm pretty much the god of decency.

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08-02-2017, 01:50 PM
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(07-02-2017 10:04 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Pretty sure you just won...

That is not a song Cactus posted! Rolleyes

(08-02-2017 03:52 AM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  DID I WIN THE INTERNET YET?!

That made me laugh out loud, so perhaps. Laugh out load But I'm about to win this thread! Sleepy





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