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09-02-2017, 12:08 AM
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09-02-2017, 06:27 AM
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"The Little Drummer Boy" because it cause premature ejaculation.

♫Cummmm he called to me, barump a dum dum...♫

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09-02-2017, 04:56 PM
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(08-02-2017 10:58 PM)leigh7911 Wrote:  
(08-02-2017 07:57 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Guley, fair point! Jenny and Morondog, thanks for the advice. It sucked, but I'm (semi) over it. Went through a year of wishing I'd not wake up the next morning, but now I don't feel that way. Smile And one day hopefully I'll find someone.

Leigh...your post, which I'm sorry for having triggered nonstop Christian music in your head, has made me think of this one:




Yup. I was in high school when that album came out. It was BIG in my youth group, which I was a very active part of. Honestly, I kinda enjoyed the little rabbit hole - I really can't separate contemporary Christian music or church from my childhood to early 20s years.

I'm glad you're feeling better about it all! Jenny's right, I'm sure that person's out there too. Smile The husbandperson and I waited (mostly, ahem...) for our wedding night, and while we obviously thought that was best back then, we now are just really glad we lucked into compatibility even though we didn't have a freakin' clue about anything.

A few more questionable Christian song titles -

Does Anybody Hear Her - Casting Crowns

In the Blink of an Eye - Mercy Me

So uh not to make you feel old, nor your husbandperson, but uh...I was nine when that came out. Know the feeling though about not being able to separate childhood to late teens/early 20s from church, because church folks were who I mostly hung out with. Youth group was a weekly event here too, and a big part of life.

And another inappropriate song:
"I want to touch You, I want to see Your face, I want to know You more…"



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09-02-2017, 05:20 PM
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09-02-2017, 06:39 PM
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Also from Cosmopolitan...

I'm beginning to think Cosmo is a little bit twisted Consider Tongue




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09-02-2017, 07:15 PM
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Another Christian worship song:



Quote:Your presence is all I'm longing for here in the secret place
Your nearness is all I'm waiting for here in the quiet place
Here in the secret place

My soul waits for you alone
Just like the watchmen wait for dawn
Here I've finally found the place
Where we'll meet, Lord, face to face

I've finally found where I belong
I've finally found where I belong, in your presence
I've finally found where I belong, Lord
To be with you, to be with you

I am my Beloved's and He is mine
So come into your garden and take delight in me
Take delight in me

Delight in me, delight in me
Delight in me, delight in me

Here in Your presence, God, I find my rest
Here in Your presence, God

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09-02-2017, 07:17 PM
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(09-02-2017 04:56 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  So uh not to make you feel old, nor your husbandperson, but uh...I was nine when that came out. Know the feeling though about not being able to separate childhood to late teens/early 20s from church, because church folks were who I mostly hung out with. Youth group was a weekly event here too, and a big part of life.

We ARE old! I was almost 16 in late '95. That said, the church we attended for the last 6 or so years is small and mostly not just old but down right geriatric, and I'd go to the quilting group, and because I am a horrible person I *may* have pointed out a few years ago that all of them with one exception were more than twice my age. So I deserve any age-related karma coming my way Angel
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09-02-2017, 07:23 PM
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(09-02-2017 07:17 PM)leigh7911 Wrote:  
(09-02-2017 04:56 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  So uh not to make you feel old, nor your husbandperson, but uh...I was nine when that came out. Know the feeling though about not being able to separate childhood to late teens/early 20s from church, because church folks were who I mostly hung out with. Youth group was a weekly event here too, and a big part of life.

We ARE old! I was almost 16 in late '95. That said, the church we attended for the last 6 or so years is small and mostly not just old but down right geriatric, and I'd go to the quilting group, and because I am a horrible person I *may* have pointed out a few years ago that all of them with one exception were more than twice my age. So I deserve any age-related karma coming my way Angel

Only as old as you feel! Tongue The other day I pointed out one of the Youth Options students in 101 is only 1 year off being half my age, so totally understand the feeling. And the geriatric church thing is fun too; mom's Methodist church back home may merge with another one, because the average age of their congregation is in the late 60s.

Also, another worship song, because once I started thinking about it, holy crap so much of Praise and Worship can seem so horrible and innuendo-y.




Quote:Your love is extravagant
Your friendship, it is intimate
I feel like moving to the rhythm of Your grace
Your fragrance is intoxicating in our secret place
Your love is extravagant

Spread wide in the arms of Christ is the love that covers sin
No greater love have I ever known You considered me a friend
Capture my heart again

Spread wide in the arms of Christ is the love that covers sin
No greater love have I ever known; You considered me a friend

Capture my heart again
Your love is extravagant
Your friendship, it is intimate

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09-02-2017, 07:28 PM
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Night of the Living Dead Soundtrack

I must admit, I might actually have sex to something like this 'cause zombies Tongue Laugh out load




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09-02-2017, 07:30 PM
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Breaking my list of Christian songs for another that isn't:




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