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03-03-2014, 10:27 AM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
Anecdotal evidence is the most stupid thing to hang your entire world view and philosophy of life upon.

A man blames his bad childhood on leprechauns. He claims they don't exist, but yet still says without a doubt that they stole all his money and then killed his parents. That's why he became Leprechaun-Man

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03-03-2014, 10:31 AM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
For me it would just be the eye roll/ exhale of annoyance followed by "really? come on..."

As if the eye roll, exasperation, and 'come on' will somehow trigger something in brain to make me say "oh yea...I guess I didn't look at it that way before"

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03-03-2014, 11:55 AM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
(03-03-2014 10:20 AM)Timber1025 Wrote:  "The world is just so complex" - true, but inserting your god just means you are too stupid or lazy to learn how it really works, and how it really became so diverse and complex.

This is the basis of the watchmaker argument; another one I hate.

Edit: I forgot my favorite one: the atheist's worst nightmare.
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03-03-2014, 01:15 PM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
Here's a list of 667 proofs of God's existence. Some are pretty funny Smile

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03-03-2014, 01:23 PM
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(03-03-2014 01:15 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Here's a list of 667 proofs of God's existence. Some are pretty funny Smile
Oh gawd... Smile

Hey let me try a few of those:

STUPID ARGUMENT (I)
1) If I say something doesn't exist, then it doesn't exist
2) I say God doesn't exist.
3) Therefore, God doesn't exist.

STUPID ARGUMENT (II)
1) If God doesn't exist, then God doesn't exist.
2) God doesn't exist.
3) Therefore, God doesn't exist.

STUPID ARGUMENT (III)
1) God is either necessary or unnecessary.
2) God is not necessary, therefore God must be unnecessary.
3) God doesn't exist.


Hmm, I reach different conclusions. Consider Big Grin

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03-03-2014, 01:24 PM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
(03-03-2014 01:23 PM)Impulse Wrote:  
(03-03-2014 01:15 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Here's a list of 667 proofs of God's existence. Some are pretty funny Smile
Oh gawd... Smile

Hey let me try a few of those:

STUPID ARGUMENT (I)
1) If I say something doesn't exist, then it doesn't exist
2) I say God doesn't exist.
3) Therefore, God doesn't exist.

STUPID ARGUMENT (II)
1) If God doesn't exist, then God doesn't exist.
2) God doesn't exist.
3) Therefore, God doesn't exist.

STUPID ARGUMENT (III)
1) God is either necessary or unnecessary.
2) God is not necessary, therefore God must be unnecessary.
3) God doesn't exist.


Hmm, I reach different conclusions. Consider Big Grin

Stop breaking the logic! Angry

ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS
(1) God exists.
(2) I don't give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Haha! Take that atheist!

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03-03-2014, 01:28 PM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
(03-03-2014 01:15 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Here's a list of 667 proofs of God's existence. Some are pretty funny Smile

Too bad they came up with that last one. Having 666 of them would have been more funny.
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03-03-2014, 01:28 PM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
30. ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

Seems legit Laugh out load Laugh out load

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03-03-2014, 01:29 PM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
(03-03-2014 01:28 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(03-03-2014 01:15 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Here's a list of 667 proofs of God's existence. Some are pretty funny Smile

Too bad they came up with that last one. Having 666 of them would have been more funny.

It's constantly updated. It used to only be like 300 something when it started, I think...

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03-03-2014, 01:31 PM
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(03-03-2014 01:24 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Stop breaking the logic! Angry
Oh, it's logic they were using? Sorry, didn't recognize it. Smartass

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