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03-03-2014, 01:33 PM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
A few for the South Park fans:

ARGUMENT FROM CHEWBACCA DEFENSE
(1) Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk.
(2) Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor.
(3) That does not make sense!
(4) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM UNDERPANTS GNOMES
(1) Take all the underpants
(2) ???
(3) Profit!
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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03-03-2014, 01:35 PM
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Quote: 26. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Someone actually asserts this? Amazing.

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03-03-2014, 01:42 PM
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(03-03-2014 01:35 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  
Quote: 26. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Someone actually asserts this? Amazing.

If you want a headache, look up some of the quantum physics woo out there. Those types use this kind of argument all the time.

"the quantum superposition of the soul wave foam harmonizes with the subspace field relations. Therefore, god."





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Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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03-03-2014, 02:09 PM
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(03-03-2014 01:42 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(03-03-2014 01:35 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  Someone actually asserts this? Amazing.

If you want a headache, look up some of the quantum physics woo out there. Those types use this kind of argument all the time.

"the quantum superposition of the soul wave foam harmonizes with the subspace field relations. Therefore, god."





Dodgy
Wow, once you step into that room, you can essentially say anything.

Dark energy is actually matter with negative mass, therefore god.

Over modulation of quantum entanglement can compensate for Heisenberg uncertainty, therefore god.

Waffle cones are yummy, therefore God.

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03-03-2014, 02:16 PM
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(03-03-2014 09:23 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  What are the worst reasons to believe in god you've ever heard?

I was once asked how it was possible I didn't believe in god when a snooty person I know shared a first name with a snooty character on TV. Yeah, while millions starve god spends his time making cute little coincidences.



Entitlement.
It's never given as a reason to believe in god, it's more of an outcome of believing in a god. Believers think they are better, entitled and somehow holier than other religions and certainly superior to non believers. They get into heaven, everyone else is toast.

Hope.
People who believe in god say it gives them hope. As if nonbelievers are hopeless people who never have aspirations or dreams because they don't have god in their lives. It's like the hope that they get from believing in their particular god is better than a nonbelievers hope because, well, believers have a special "in" with god. It's religious snobbery.

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03-03-2014, 02:17 PM
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(03-03-2014 01:31 PM)Impulse Wrote:  
(03-03-2014 01:24 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Stop breaking the logic! Angry
Oh, it's logic they were using? Sorry, didn't recognize it. Smartass

It makes sense if you don't think about it Smartass

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03-03-2014, 02:21 PM
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(03-03-2014 02:09 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  
(03-03-2014 01:42 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  If you want a headache, look up some of the quantum physics woo out there. Those types use this kind of argument all the time.

"the quantum superposition of the soul wave foam harmonizes with the subspace field relations. Therefore, god."





Dodgy
Wow, once you step into that room, you can essentially say anything.

Dark energy is actually matter with negative mass, therefore god.

Over modulation of quantum entanglement can compensate for Heisenberg uncertainty, therefore god.

Waffle cones are yummy, therefore God.

Wisdom of Chopra is one of my favorites.
Quote:It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.

There's even a test to see if you can tell the difference between real Chopra tweets and completely randomized ones. It's harder than you'd think.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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03-03-2014, 02:24 PM
RE: Worst reasons to believe in god
235. ARGUMENT FROM UNICORNS
(1) Unicorns don't exist, especially invisible pink ones.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

236. ARGUMENT FROM THE MEANING OF LIFE (I)
(1) What's the meaning of life?
(2) [Atheist gives her answer.]
(3) That's not what I believe.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

239. ARGUMENT FROM CAN'T-BE-A-RACIST
(1) Martin Luther King, Jr. believed in God.
(2) I don't think you want to say Dr. King was a fool, do you?
(3) That's what I thought.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

242. ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE
(1) Because.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

243. ELABORATED ARGUMENT FROM BECAUSE
(1) Because.
(2) Because why?
(3) Because!
(4) Therefore, God exists.

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03-03-2014, 02:39 PM
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(03-03-2014 02:21 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(03-03-2014 02:09 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  Wow, once you step into that room, you can essentially say anything.

Dark energy is actually matter with negative mass, therefore god.

Over modulation of quantum entanglement can compensate for Heisenberg uncertainty, therefore god.

Waffle cones are yummy, therefore God.

Wisdom of Chopra is one of my favorites.
Quote:It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.

There's even a test to see if you can tell the difference between real Chopra tweets and completely randomized ones. It's harder than you'd think.

This is amazing. Someone should make a Random Creationist Argument Generator.

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03-03-2014, 02:40 PM
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(03-03-2014 02:39 PM)rampant.a.i. Wrote:  
(03-03-2014 02:21 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Wisdom of Chopra is one of my favorites.

There's even a test to see if you can tell the difference between real Chopra tweets and completely randomized ones. It's harder than you'd think.

This is amazing. Someone should make a Random Creationist Argument Generator.

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